Leftykins or LeftyCuss,
That self-same soul,
How best can we turn a word
and make the phrase droll?
We play at words, you and I,
Cum what may.
How big and bravado-esque
will our "fish" be today?
Some see the joke there
and shout Hoo-Ray,
While others wonder
What the Hey?!
We come from different places,
Not simply walks of life.
Some live in luxury,
Others, strife.
And, not knowing all the facts,
We don't know how OUR tune
That melodic rhapsody, will be,
When played upon THEIR Fife.
It's not that they
don't want to play
in our band,
It's just that our woodland notes
sound strange
When played upon the strand.
And we need to know that when the note
Sounds with a bit of some other website,
'Tis time to sit and pull the flask
For the Pen IS Mightier than the sword.
And if, by chance, we've nicked a friend
While we've been out at play,
There's no harm done to balm and tend
And not a Dragon slay.

That self-same soul,
How best can we turn a word
and make the phrase droll?
We play at words, you and I,
Cum what may.
How big and bravado-esque
will our "fish" be today?
Some see the joke there
and shout Hoo-Ray,
While others wonder
What the Hey?!
We come from different places,
Not simply walks of life.
Some live in luxury,
Others, strife.
And, not knowing all the facts,
We don't know how OUR tune
That melodic rhapsody, will be,
When played upon THEIR Fife.
It's not that they
don't want to play
in our band,
It's just that our woodland notes
sound strange
When played upon the strand.
And we need to know that when the note
Sounds with a bit of some other website,
'Tis time to sit and pull the flask
For the Pen IS Mightier than the sword.
And if, by chance, we've nicked a friend
While we've been out at play,
There's no harm done to balm and tend
And not a Dragon slay.
























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