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Welcome back... to back: A math for meh
[They] say that 13 out of 100 people care enough to be glad [you]'re gone
[They] say that 7 out of 100 people are nice enough to pretend they missed [you]
[They] say that 5 out of 100 people are inconvenienced by [you]r missing carcus
[They] say that 6 out of 100 people are waiting on a 3rd trip of the same as the 1st
[They] say that 1 out of 100 people might care enough to be glad [you]'re back
[They] say that 69 out of 100 people couldn't be bothered with your ugly ass anyways.
When considering these /odds/ integral to the metaphysical condition of (non)-existence, it's best to not carry the 1 and hope it makes you /even/.
/Even/ for all those 99 times there was never the 1 to carry
/Even/ for all those 99 times there is never the 1 to carry
/Even/ for all those 99 times there will never be the 1 to carry
I'm not gambling on the 1 that could get away, come to find it's the one that stays.
Why bet when I'm the

one who has gotten more ways than days. I got a-right-way, a-wrong-way, a-long-way, a-short-way, a-hard-way, and an-easy-way if you wanna go an'-change it up.
I'm not losing anymore winning on some one who thinks they're 1 to make me feel like the ONE.
Yeah, you could be the 1, but chances are you are only one of 5,6,7,13,or69
I can't plan for you, so I guess you'd be the odd 1 out. I hear there are openings for one in 7 though. Try those odds, you'll find your way from there. Sorry, don't know what else to say, no really.
I came to come see about me, and that's likely the 1-thing there was for me.
Don't need luck when you've got the odds of this oddity.
I'll be taking my winnings in a-ways with me.
For now... Welcome back to black... to back
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