I battle people online.
Usually my main that I use are
Klefki, I use this for Magic Room so I can disable these fucks from doing their Mega Evolve sh*t but usually their speed is higher and they do their turn first and STILL DO IT! Phucking frustrating. Then some bitch who isn't even a fire type pokemon I'm facing somehow has flamethrower and blasts me and I die one hit. WTF????
I have moves that change their status like Sweet Kiss and Sing. I also use Heart Stamp because it's supposed to make them flinch but again, my speed is so low that these ass*oles always go first and knock her out with one hit. It's ridiculous.
Honestly, the only reason this bitch is on my team is because I liked the way he looks. He's so goddam slow. The only thing he has going for him is high defense. Solar Beam takes two turns so it isn't even worth using cus he's so goddam slow. Sleep Powder always misses. Bullet Seed is so weak it's not even worth using. I don't even know why I spent the time building his dumb ass up.
The only person on my team that isn't a total phuck up. He has fly which is good and he has good speed. I also have Roost that can heal.
Anyway, I get my ass kicked 99% of the time by freakin KIDS! Like 13 year old, and I'm sick of it. Teach me. WTF am I supposed to do to be good? I need to know. So frustrated with this sh*t that I turned off my DS and I'm about ready to call it quits with this stupid ass game.
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