polite way to ask a str8 guy...

[BulgingWranglers]

what's a polite way to ask a straight dude if he wants a bj?

After he's had a few drinks, he'll likely mention (or make reference to) his cock. Then, just ask him "does it taste good?"


It sure worked when a guy tried it on me.

 

[Alpha1851]

That was sooo hilarious bw92116. I'm betting that you're a lawyer!

 

[Storybook_Man]

I remember asking a straight guy if he wanted a blowjob out of the blue because I wanted to give a bj. The guy just chuckled, smiled and said no thanks and went back to his hotel room. What I did was pretty dangerous and I won't do it again.

You ever see those reallly hot guys walking with their girls or wives? I just think in my head, that woman best be giving it up to him, and of course that she is lucky...

I think the reason why we are infatuated with Straight men is because we know we can't have them, well we could but its difficult.

 

[RedRedKroovy]

^if u r going to do it that is the way to

direct

I've let guys do it and I've said no

I did knock the shit out of a guy that wouldn't take no for an answer though

 

[KevinCA]

Guys, there are several ways to play it safe and to "test the waters" cause you never know if they're ok with it or if they're one big homophobe who will seriously get violent.


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1. Get them drunk or high on whatever so they can relax and loosen up a bit. Remember, when your drunk... things that usually don't happen.. Happen! ask anybody, its completely true. People's boundaries and limits, aren't even there when they're drunk. They're more open and willing to do stuff when buzzed or drunk. Once you get them into that state of mind, try out some of these ideas...

You : "Want me to suck you off?"
Friend : "... what??!"
You : "Want something to drink?"
Friend : *thinks he's hearing things*
and thats when the real fun begins

2. Ask him if he's into wrestling. And if so, challenge him saying you can whoop his ass any time, any day, any place. He'll gladly accept the challenging, thinking he'll prove you wrong. After awhile, you'll get hard. Then he'll pause and ask.. "whats this?". Then you tell them, "lets find out" or "It's not like i can control it, im sensitive".

... lets hear some success stories guys.

 

[RedRedKroovy]

ok what I want to know is why the OP wants this info

It usually has something to do with a crush on a friend, coworker, etc. etc. etc.

If a straight guy lets you blow him he is not looking to be your BF

He just got his nut period

 

[DotComGuy]

"I know that girlfriend of yours has no idea what she's doing when she goes down on you. Let the gays do it"

 

[squiggle]

Better yet, why don't the gays stick with the gays/bi's?

 

[SUP3R B0i]

offer cash

 

[gerryhilton]

most polite way..hmm whats worked for me was saying "hey want a blowjob?" then not wait for an answer and just get on my knees and start suckin away

 

[drinksinme]

Just ask me. I'll prolly say yes please.

 

[By19ADoubter]

Polite? OK..."Good day, sir, and please accept my apology for any interruption. I was merely interested in enquiring if you would take an interest a possible interaction between your person and my own, more specifically between your penis in a state of turgidity and my mouth in a proper state of salivation. Rest assured that this proposed partnership will be wholefully pleasurable to your party and will not require compensation or any kind of written contractual obligation on the part of your party. And cast aside any worries you may harbor about any of your associates finding out about our proposed interaction. It will be, as they say, 'our little secret.' Finally, I take pride in my cleanliness and my spotless record of never having spilled a drop. If this proposed partnership meets with your needs, kindly reply without delay and we shall commence to make all the proper arrangements. Oh, right now? Splendid!"

we have a winner!

 

[drinksinme]

just ask me.