Poll: Masturbation, smoking, and weight (2).

[Dragonfly]

Obvious survey is obvious.

Please answer truthfully, and feel free to discuss...

I am trying to correlate masturbation (hormonal response), with smoking (oxygen starvation), to weight, regardless of age group because of software limitations.

 

[Puzuzzu]

huh?
sdffsf

 

[star-warrior]

When you create the thread, there's a box you tick near the bottom for making a poll.

You have to write a message first, then click the box, and post, before the system takes you to the poll questionnaire set up. Once all the questions and possible answers are listed, you can then post the poll that will appear at the top of the page of the thread.

Good luck.

 

[Dragonfly]

When you create the thread, there's a box you tick near the bottom for making a poll.

You have to write a message first, then click the box, and post, before the system takes you to the poll questionnaire set up. Once all the questions and possible answers are listed, you can then post the poll that will appear at the top of the page of the thread.

Good luck.

Yes, well. You can make a suggestion to the vBulletin makers so that a thread doesn't get posted until the person finishes writing the freakin answers...

 

[star-warrior]

Ah, forget what I said, you've obviously made it work.

 

[star-warrior]

I think the trick for speed is to keep it down to four or fewer answers

I found it best to write out the answers first, before copying and pasting.

 

[codeerror]

I masturbate overweightly, smoke bi-monthly.
Are you trying to find some connection between weight, masturbation and smoking?

 

[The Warmth]

How is jacking it detrimental to weight?

 

[Lukeee]

I picked weekly, no smoke, average.
I do sometimes wank more than once a week but it changes all the time so weekly is a good average.

 

[Dragonfly]

I masturbate overweightly, smoke bi-monthly.
Are you trying to find some connection between weight, masturbation and smoking?

Yes, I am.

I am looking into the relationship between masturbation, smoking, and weight.

Masturbation, as you no doubt have noticed, is a stress reliever which causes hormonal/neurotransmitter changes in the human body. Furthermore, nicotine is another stress reliever, which provokes oxygen deficiency in the blood stream. Which could both, or singlehandedly, contribute to weight surplus.

 

[Joshua_me]

Bi-monthly....



Aww, crap... I gotta wait until June to bust one......

 

[Dragonfly]

How is jacking it detrimental to weight?

Before finding out how, I would like to have an idea if it does. The physiological effects of masturbation are not well documented medically, and I do not even believe extensive empirical research has been performed on this topic.

 

[Dragonfly]

Bump for more votes...

 

[spooger]

i multiple times daily, smoke occasionally and i'm average

i do like to incorporate masturbation into my dumbell exercise routine, as i find that the euphoria of masturbation enhances my ability to push a few more reps than when i don't

kind of like ...masturbate yourself to fitness

and frequent orgasms keeps me so stress free, i'm like euphoric all day.... my mood is incredible

and i'm convinced that by burning all those calories (i quite agressivly) i keep my weight down... a win-win situation

let me know how your research goes.... if it correlates with my own...

 

[Dragonfly]

The closest option I could find was daily, smoke, average although the daily might be stretching it a bit. Usually it's 3 or 4 times a week thing. More on weekends when I have extra time and not as tired from work stress.

Yes, closest frequency works... For simplicity's sake I had to abrogate.

 

[hotdog1846]

Only daily and weekly options? No hourly?

My answer depends on the status of Bradlee's jeans gallery (longtime JUBbers will know what I mean ). If it's up-'n-running, I'm masturbating constantly. If it's down, I'm down too!

 

[r-method]

I don't like being a willing test subject without proper compensation...



I masturbate weekly, do not smoke, and am thin

 

[versatastic]

Yes, I am.

I am looking into the relationship between masturbation, smoking, and weight.

Masturbation, as you no doubt have noticed, is a stress reliever which causes hormonal/neurotransmitter changes in the human body. Furthermore, nicotine is another stress reliever, which provokes oxygen deficiency in the blood stream. Which could both, or singlehandedly, contribute to weight surplus.

Doesn't smoking actually curb appetite? Many people who quit smoking gain considerable amounts of weight. The physiological effects of orgasm via masturbation are the same as those produced via intercourse. Frequency of orgasm via intercourse is linked to obesity in that thinner people get laid more often. Do you know which areas of the brain and other parts of the body are affected by masturbation/orgasm and smoking?

 

[thisisinteresting]

What if I don't masturbate daily but more often than weekly?

 

[clorox]

How do you mean overweight? Because most of the muscle studs on here are going to be overweight as are a lot of the people over 6'. Who made up BMI