popular phrases & buzzwords used on JUB...

[G-Lexington]

* "Post more pictures!"
* Amish
* MySpace
* "I'd love to date Elvin."
* average dick length
* sher-dog
* "It's just sex."
* post-whore
* dancing banana
*

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>what you think post whore?



Lex

 

[hothead]

I love it when a short dicked guy says something about his size and you read all those comments about "it's not the size that matters." Then you check the profiles of the guys who said that and they're all 8 inches or more. Of course size doesn't' matter when you're hung.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Of course size doesn't' matter when you're hung.

Why not? Because you've already got a big dick to play with, and so you don't mind if your partner doesn't?

Lex

 

[Jihiro]

Does anyone have any pics/vids/full body casts of <insert obscure celebrity HERE>?? Someone hadta say it

 

[dpnice]

"Go get a (real) life."

Used when a member has run out of arguments or finds himself loosing one.

Meant to be the ultimate insult and a means of closing a conversation. This phrase is guaranteed to raise my hackles when I read it.

"I am straight acting and no one would guess I was gay."

It would never cross the majority of straight peoples' minds that someone is gay, they don't really think about it as frequently as we do. Everyone has a specific character which governs the way they act so why does one have to classify it as straight or gay.

Sorry but if you are gay you act gay it is just that people don't notice you acting like that.

 

[Ryuukie]

Soilwork, you're so wonderful.

 

[Marbas]

"I'm actually <insert age here> but everyone says I look <insert ridiculously laugable much lower age here">.

That's probably because most people are lying to you, out of a misguided sense of politeness; you look your age, deal with it.

 

[G-Lexington]

* Effemanite. Spelled like that.
* "I saw on Perez Hilton..."

Lex

 

[Soilwork]

"Soilwork is an asshole."

OK, seriously the thing that drives me more nuts than anything..

"LOOK AT THIS HOT PICTURE!!"

And then they hot-link to a photobucket picture, knowing full well that Photo Bucket doesnt' allow hot-linking to JUB.

 

[maxpowr9]

cock. You can find this any pretty much any forum.

 

[herenthere]

Well...lets not forget CUT or UNCUT!!!

 

[gsdx]

"And old guy looked at me! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Cut/Uncut Thread #xxxxx"

"Anyone got naked pix of ______?"

"Try doing a search."

And, of course:

 

[Marbas]

^
But that's one of my favourite smileys!

 

[gsdx]

And, of course:

^
But that's one of my favourite smileys!

Yes, but it's a popular one! It speaks volumes!

 

[trawler69]

Help I've got a crush on my straight friend........

Circumcision. Are you ..........

Penis enlargement.........

More information required!....

Post pics.

 

[herenthere]

Lets not to forget to talk about "FleshLights" again and again and again....

 

[Soilwork]

I don't have the guts to buy a dildo

what else can I use to shove up my ass?

 

[gsdx]

*Bush Admin
*Bush's a Moron
*Christian Conservatives
*Republican Gays
*Racism with in the Gay Community
*White Gays have it better
*Asians have no chance
*white meat or dark meat

And so on and so forth

I guess I had to point that out too... seeing as how no one else WILL!

Those are thread topics. . . not catch phrases that show up over and over again.

Like: "Help!! Who is this guy???"

Oh, and we mustn't forget: "Spelling/Grammar Nazi"

 

[Shepherd 2]

Long cock or short cock.
Top or bottom.
Old man or young stud.
Horney, hornier, and horniest.
Lonely or going out.
Favorite song, or favorite position.
Did you see that?
Short people, tall people.
Give me some advice.
I would like to . . .
Prowling, bf or partner?
Gay, straight, bisexual or multisexual?
Blowjob or masturbate?
Did you see this movie?
The Church sucks big time.
Read a good book lately?
Do you sleep with a man overnight and not have sex?
All religions are just superstition.
Help.
I can't seem to get stopped?
Shep+