Post something just for the heck of it

[Kulindahr]

 

[bort138]

 

[johaninsc]

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

ha
is dat you fred?

anyway

up up ans away

thankyou

 

[pat grimshaw]

Jimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah
If he had another mouth, he'd look much sweller
But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty show
It was like a steamboat funnel
Or a railway arch, or the Blackwall Tunnel
When you can't see Jim, when he opens his mouth you'll know

And as poor Jim goes walkin' about
You can hear the kids all 'ollerin' out

(What?)
SPOKEN: What? Ooh, um....

"What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South!
"Blimey, what a mouth he's got"!
Now when he was a baby, well, oh Gawd luv 'er!
His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel
What a gap! Poor chap! He's never been known to laugh (Oy!)
If he did, it's a penny to a quid
That his face would fall in half!

Mouth so large, oh Lord! oh Lumme!
He can whisper in his own ear, ain't it funny?
And to quench his thirst, now he's gotta take a drink o' mine
He got so drunk one foggy morn
He layed in the road and started to yawn
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by

And as he went to shoot the load
He saw Jim's mouth out in the road

(What?)
SPOKEN: Eh? Ooh, what? Oh, yes....

What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South!
Blimey what a mouth he's got
Now the poor old man, bein' a short sighted fellah
When he saw Jim's mouth, he took it for the cellar
And he shot the lot, right into his mouth, no joke! (Oy!)
Jim, poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
And he corfs up lumps o' coke! (Oy!)

(What?)
SPOKEN: Eh? What, eeh, ooh, ooh, cor blimey, I thought it was all
over. Oh. yes, um....

What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South!
Blimey what a mouth he's got
Now the poor old man, bein' a short sighted fellah
When he saw Jim's mouth, he took it for the cellar
And he shot the lot, right into his mouth, no joke! (Oy!)
Jim, poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
And he corfs up lumps of coke! OY!

(Tommy Steele - 1960)

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

wen stand ons ya head gravity still work

thankyou

 

[zoltanspawn]

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Do you think these 5 black guys dry humping furniture is linked to the Mapouka (butt dance) from the Ivory Coast?

which you mentioned earlier where you said something I didn't understand about

I think of Daggering as far more apropos to Busta Rhymes Jamaican style than twerking. But what do I know?
...
[video=vimeo;5936810]http://vimeo.com/5936810[/video]

No, not substantially.

Twerking is about hot ass. To a heterosexual, that includes options, one especially routine.

Are you saying this dance style celebrates buttocks but not the anus/sphincter etc I reckon they all look as though they're asking the viewer to penetrate them.

 

[zoltanspawn]

^ Do you think these 5 black guys dry humping furniture is linked to the Mapouka (butt dance) from the Ivory Coast?

I think their furniture-humping is related to being ridonkulous.

I also love that Major Lazer video.

 

[pat grimshaw]

I bet Adam Killian is doing the Mapouka Dance because he wants us to poke him

http://www.myvidster.com/video/18906450/Fahrenheit_Adam_Killian

 

[pat grimshaw]

I couldn't care less. I have NO interest in this person's issues (despite the throbbing music soundtrack which is designed to make us cry)

 

[belamyi]

 

[belamyi]

 

[Kulindahr]

 

[belamyi]

Something that still demands confirmation for me: do American people really take that long to dump a load? I remember once having read something like "taking twenty minutes shit" as an example of what "normal" people do.

 

[Kulindahr]

Something that still demands confirmation for me: do American people really take that long to dump a load? I remember once having read something like "taking twenty minutes shit" as an example of what "normal" people do.

LOL

In my experience, people who are sedentary take longer than people who are active, regardless of location.

I came across this while looking for plumbing supplies.... couldn't resist.

 

[belamyi]

LOL

In my experience, people who are sedentary take longer than people who are active, regardless of location.

I came across this while looking for plumbing supplies.... couldn't resist.

Does the same go for peeing? if you don't feel like pooping, why sit there and wait for some turd to happen?

 

[palbert]

Bag of cat heads found in Manchester alley

Council say they do not suspect any local business after 'sickening' discovery in city's 'Curry Mile'

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/18/bag-cat-heads-found-manchester-alley

What's in your curry?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

how lemons meet fish?
bey ya not nose

thankyou

 

[carey579]

This show randomly turns me on