Post something just for the heck of it

[Harke the Boeotarch]

BLOODY MEN
by Wendy Cope

Bloody men are like bloody buses -
You wait for about a year
And as soon as one approaches your stop
Two or three others appear.

You look at them flashing their indicators,
Offering you a ride.
You're trying to read the destination,
You haven't much time to decide.

If you make a mistake, there is no turning back.
Jump off, and you'll stand there and gaze
While the cars and the taxis and lorries go by
And the minutes, the hours, the days.​

She's been very quiet for a while.

Posted that on this website years ago. We used to have a poster with this poem on it in our classroom.

 

[Charon]

 

[gsdx]

 

[star-warrior]

NSFW - naked guys with wifi/bluetooth enabled anal device set to maximum. I think they've got Facebook Messenger dinging their prostates.

http://chacalovers.tumblr.com/post/151593891771/chacalovers-cuando-pones-el-dildo-electrónico-a

 

[Essex Boy]

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ 3 legs?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ He´s black, what did you think?

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ Yes. I guess Freud would say that I suffer with Penis Envy.

 

[star-warrior]

A luminous object was spotted flying over parts of Japan a couple or so days ago.

 

[Vannie]

...................

 

[rareboy]

omg. I miss Paula.

 

[star-warrior]

I am tempted to try making that butter popsicle....

 

[gsdx]

A luminous object was spotted flying over parts of Japan a couple or so days ago.

It's just envious of the other meteorites. They have bigger tails.

Even in space, size matters.

 

[Vannie]

I am tempted to try making that butter popsicle....

omg. I miss Paula.

That video is poor quality,but her friend nails the impersonation of her before she became diabetic. I was in tears the first time I seen that

 

[rareboy]

I am tempted to try making that butter popsicle....

It is so much better if you freeze the butter and then deep fry it.

 

[zoltanspawn]

I am tempted to try making that butter popsicle....

It's cold, but self-lubricating.

 

[Rickrock]

I was in my front yard just before 6:00 PM yesterday and five wild turkeys came from the other side of my neighbor's house and walked across the street. This is rare. We saw a wild turkey in the neighborhood about two years ago for the first time and none since.

 

[pat grimshaw]

...We saw a wild turkey in the neighborhood about two years ago for the first time and none since.

We call them Bush Turkeys. And they're thriving here at the moment. We must be doing the right thing, environmentally speaking.

 

[rareboy]

 

[Essex Boy]