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[belamyi]

Los maquinistas del mundo bregando con asaltantes mientras el tren va a toda leche hacia el puente de Casandra, y aquí el personal estresado porque se los comen vivos dos polizones, un pasajero sin corbata y una mindundi de consistorio que no les sirve el té a su gusto en el vagón-restaurante. Penoso... Descojonante.

 

[belamyi]

Fuckdammit! I want last long weekend to be this weekend

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Confunde usted IGUALDAD con UNIFORMIDAD,

IGUALDAD has nothing on IGUANADAD...

UNIFORMIDAD is pretty hot though...

 

[belamyi]

People are there only to either laugh or pity you: only persons are willing to help.

 

[belamyi]

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People are there only to either laugh or pity you: only persons are willing to help.

laugh AT

 

[Kyanimal]

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[belamyi]

Fuckdammit! I want last long weekend to be this weekend

Then, sometimes, the weekend also comes up one or two days too early

 

[belamyi]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/26jucp/if_youre_ever_feeling_down_just_think_about_that/

 

[Alistair]

 

[belamyi]

 

[belamyi]

me cago en la puta madre de dios ostia puta coño joder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ME CAGO EN SATANÁS Y EN EL PUTO CHE GUEVARA

 

[belamyi]

y me cago en el lenin de los cojones, y en la falsísima lianta de la monasterio

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JODER YA, COÑO, PUTO MOVISTAR!!!! A VER QUÉ PASA CON VOSOTROS

 

[belamyi]

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[m1thousand]

 

[belamyi]

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

me cago en la puta madre de dios ostia puta coño joder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ME CAGO EN SATANÁS Y EN EL PUTO CHE GUEVARA

y me cago en el lenin de los cojones, y en la falsísima lianta de la monasterio

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JODER YA, COÑO, PUTO MOVISTAR!!!! A VER QUÉ PASA CON VOSOTROS

He's angry at his mobile phone company?

 

[belamyi]

^ Phone company, not "mobile phone company": some years ago, they decided to name the whole operating company in Spain after the mobile branch, when they noticed the mobile brand had a better reputation or, rather, that it didn't enjoy the rotten bad reputation of the parent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movistar
"Telefónica" refers to the whole global empire.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ "Telefonica lei informa que este numero no esta disponibile a este momento." is what I heard often in telephone booths in BCN back in 2001.

 

[m1thousand]

easiest quiz ever

 

[Alistair]

I could have guessed all of those in 1 second