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Like I have said several times before, I so love feeling like listening to this..:
... since it's all I can get after having forgotten about love...![]()
I can just picture you listening to this with one of your concubines, putting a little sprig of parsley next to their crotch before going down on them.... and of course, a cloth napkin and moist towette for cleaning up.
Parsley, how VULgar can you get? and what the hell would I be putting anything on the crotch for, since my interest in "going down" (like you go down from the butt of this Hell, that is) lies in the heaven of the lips of male arse and the hole of his mouth?
LOL There was a time in the US in the 70's/80's when "fine restaurants" in an attempt to look classy would put a sprig of parsley on the dinner plate to make it look more refined and palatable/expensive. It somehow distinguished them from the rest of the greasy spoon dives with paper napkins and checkerboard plastic table cloths.
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^^^ yes... that's the basic idea. Nothing pretties it up and makes it look more edible than a big sprig of parsley !!!
Now Just think how much more expensive and palatable that crotch is going to look with parsley on it. That's some fine dining right there!!!
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