Okay now run slowly so the camera can keep up! No, not running in place, you have to move a little bit! It has to look like you're actually jogging! Jogging through a forest where a video camera just happened to be pointing at your wang and tracking it as you move past, as typically happens when totally straight straight guys go jogging heterosexually in the woods... Christopher had you sign the release form at the studio, right?
Yes, banksie, we know that everything in Hollywood is a "lie".
BTW, do people in America actually still say "jogging" or today they refer to that practice rather as "running"?




Been chatting this guy up for a couple of weeks. Finally landed in his bed today. 