Post Turtle

[BenF]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."



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[Miss Ruby]

Yes I think we all know a lot of them...

 

[jft245]

Priceless, thanks for posting that.

 

[belamy]

From wallflowers to post turtles: the next step should be becoming human... or maybe mineral?

 

[G-Lexington]

...oh, sorry. Thought the thread title was a command.

And I've heard this joke several times in the last decade, but it's the first time I've ever heard it applied to a Republican.

Lex

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

what kind of mean fuck would put a turtle on a post.....

time to call peta

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

yes thanks i'm a member of peta

thanks for calling me crazy

 

[RationalLunacy]

PETA = Post Every Turtle Available

 

[belamy]

yes thanks i'm a member of peta

thanks for calling me crazy

Yeah, like that's news

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

PETA = Post Every Turtle Available

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Yeah, like that's news

shut up

did i ask your opinion?

geeeeeeez

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

 

[LilBit]

time to call peto

Why? So you can put him on a post?

 

[belamy]

shut up

did i ask your opinion?

geeeeeeez

Did I ask for a reaction?

 

[dj415]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."



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Ben,

As much as I despise you for your a**holishness and love you for your ability to cut to the bone, I never expected you to recycle a tired old "joke."

You have always been, up until this moment, original. This lame attempt at humor is just that, lame, The joke you are trying to convey is tired.

Please resume your originality! Please!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Why? So you can put him on a post?

hey you trying to me banned

i did not say that..........

i wouldn't trust him with a cockroach dammit let alone a poor defenseless animal.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Did I ask for a reaction?

but heck you know you're going to get one

i'm just like that you know babe

 

[belamy]

but heck you know you're going to get one

i'm just like that you know babe

Whatever, PreTTy PeTA.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Whatever, PreTTy PeTA.

hahaha

you might to call peta on me

my cat has been outside all night in -6 degrees weather

twat of a cat didn't come home

probably getting laid i hope

 

[belamy]

hahaha

you might to call peta on me

my cat has been outside all night in -6 degrees weather

twat of a cat didn't come home

probably getting laid i hope

It's a fucking cat (sorry, but you didn't specify male or female cat, so...), it doesn't care about anyone but itself...