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Pretend to be a time traveler day!!!

BlueLantern

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bluthan said:
Ok, this is awesome beyond words!
On December 8th it's gonna be the 'Pretend to be a time traveler day' which you'll have to spend an entire day pretending you're from another era.
Fun fun fun!
I'm gonna go with the dystopian future.
- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.
- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"
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LOL!
What do you think? Who's in?
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- Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.
- Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO"
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:rotflmao::rotflmao:
 
I'm going to pretend to be a time-traveler today.
I'm going to journey to five minutes ago, and skip this thread. :)

Lex
 
That's it.

I'm going as John Titor for Halloween now.
 
RationalLunacy said:
I live in Amish country. I do not have to pretend I live in another century!
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Well, RL, you can get dressed-up in Amish garb, infiltrate them and pretend you're from 100 years ago and I'll leave the rest up to your rather twisted brain. ;)
 
Go to a store and fill a shopping cart.
Get to the check-out line, and start looking at the mags on the rack.
Frown and check the whole rack.
When you get to the checker, point at a magazine and ask, "Is this date right?"
When the answer is "Yes", look in your wallet, close your eyes and sigh, then say quietly, "They gave me money from 2070, not 2007!" and wander out looking lost and frustrated.
 
Kulindahr said:
Go to a store and fill a shopping cart.
Get to the check-out line, and start looking at the mags on the rack.
Frown and check the whole rack.
When you get to the checker, point at a magazine and ask, "Is this date right?"
When the answer is "Yes", look in your wallet, close your eyes and sigh, then say quietly, "They gave me money from 2070, not 2007!" and wander out looking lost and frustrated.
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:rotflmao:
 
why pretend
i live it
somedays i have no idea month or year it is

and when i ask people what year it is
the faces they give me are priceless.
 
Hmm... I don't think anyone really has to pretend because we are all traveling forward through time; we just can't go backwards or skip ahead.

Just for the fun of it though, you can walk up to random people, glance at them first, but then take a step back and stare. Smile and say something random like you know them. Then apologize and walk away still glancing back every now and then. :lol:
 
Does anyone else believe there's literally no future? Just past and present...and since the present is constantly progressing, the alleged "future" is just a continuation of the progression of the present.

--(Past 1)--(Present 1 = "Now")
--(Past 1)--(Present 1, Past 2)--(Present 2 = "Now")
--(Past 1)--(Present 1, Past 2)--(Present 2, Past 3)--(Present 3 = "Now")
The past is empirically defined by what has happened.
The present is empirically defined by what is happening.
The future cannot be empirically defined by what will happen because all events in time are too volatile to be predicted.
I suppose one can theoretically define the future, but theories are supposed to be founded upon some factual data. One can also hypothetically define the future, but hypotheses about time are essentially guesses that cannot be tested since we've not yet harnessed time.


Hm...?
 
dousedfirepants said:
Does anyone else believe there's literally no future? Just past and present...and since the present is constantly progressing, the alleged "future" is just a continuation of the progression of the present.

--(Past 1)--(Present 1 = "Now")
--(Past 1)--(Present 1, Past 2)--(Present 2 = "Now")
--(Past 1)--(Present 1, Past 2)--(Present 2, Past 3)--(Present 3 = "Now")
The past is empirically defined by what has happened.
The present is empirically defined by what is happening.
The future cannot be empirically defined by what will happen because all events in time are too volatile to be predicted.
I suppose one can theoretically define the future, but theories are supposed to be founded upon some factual data. One can also hypothetically define the future, but hypotheses about time are essentially guesses that cannot be tested since we've not yet harnessed time.

Hm...?
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Oh, that's the way it looks to us from here, sure!

But see, the you up ahead in 2012 has already made the scientific breakthrough that shows the the entire continuum already exists, though in constant flux, and it's possible to "travel" in time, except only once, so if I did get sent back to "now" with money from 2070 instead of 2007, I'd be in a real pickle, because the only way to fix that would be to write a letter to my superiors in 2086 to tell them about the mistake, see, and then--

Hang on; the mail just came.

Right on!
It's my 2007 money, to replace the 2070 money!

Gotta go, dude!




I sure hope they still have my shopping cart loaded.
 
screwnutty said:
If I'm going to be a time traveler for a day....I have to go as the Lord of Time! :D
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Now why am I not surprised? ;)

Towel Day was fun, Talk Like A Pirate Day is always a hoot, but this one... I think my student's'll be sure I'm crazy if I do that. :D
(I could always pretend to be a schoolmaster from the 1800s? - or whenever they still used the cane and rod)
 
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