Pretty Pete Is So Gay

[james1200]

Pretty pete is so gay...that there are only three things he likes to do...eat, sleep and be mary.

I mean he is so gay...he thinks palm sunday is a gay holiday.

And does anyone know what pretty pete and an ambulance have in common...they both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-hoo!!!




and this is why pete was kicked out of the NFL...

 

[RationalLunacy]

I don't know the man, but I once heard that he went into a gay bar and asked someone if he could push in their stool.

 

[james1200]

oh we're going there, eh rational? ok...

how can you make pretty pete scream twice? first you fuck him real hard, then you wipe your dick on his curtains...

 

[RationalLunacy]

oh we're going there, eh rational? ok...

how can you make pretty pete scream twice? first you fuck him real hard, then you wipe your dick on his curtains...

I understand that Pretty Pete is in charge of one thousand lesbians armed with rifles. Do you know what he calls them?

A: "Militia Etheridge"

[we do have Pretty Pete's permission to do this, don't we?]

 

[TaigaStar]

I understand that Pretty Pete is in charge of one thousand lesbians armed with rifles. Do you know what he calls them?

A: "Militia Etheridge"

[we do have Pretty Pete's permission to do this, don't we?]

That was terribly...

 

[james1200]

I understand that Pretty Pete is in charge of one thousand lesbians armed with rifles. Do you know what he calls them?

A: "Militia Etheridge"

[we do have Pretty Pete's permission to do this, don't we?]

lol times a thousand...i don't know if i can come up with a better one than that...by better i of course mean dumber...

but i'll try...

why can't pretty pete get a job at a sperm bank? 'cause he's always getting caught drinking on the job.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

[we do have Pretty Pete's permission to do this, don't we?][/QUOTE]

sure why not....

lol guys have fun.

 

[luminum]

How is Pretty Pete different from a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

 

[ambiguity]

These are great. I'll have to remember some of them.

 

[james1200]

why did pretty pete's son run away from home...? he didn't like the way he was being reared.

 

[buzzj]

"I mean he is so gay...he thinks palm sunday is a gay holiday."

too funny...

 

[james1200]

heehee..

Keep going james...

shockingly, i think i'm running out of gay jokes...i might have to go back to "pretty pete is so fat..."

but i did find this picture of pretty pete visiting a zoo.

 

[luminum]

What was someone thinking letting a grown red-eyed gorilla visit a Zoo? Don't they keep Pretty Pete behind bars?

 

[james1200]

not only is pete so gay but he's also so dumb that in football, he thinks a quarterback means someone who got a refund.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

James I gonna miss you

see ya next week

 

[Nonimus]

Pretty Pete is so gay that when he robbed his local bank he tied up the safe and blew the guard.

 

[james1200]

alright...you asked for it.

pretty pete is so ugly...when he was born, his parents named him "shit happens".

pretty pete is sooooo ugly, he has to trick or treat by phone.

i mean he's so fugly that everytime his mom looks at him, she thinks "damn! i shoulda just given head!"

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

ha...

more please

 

[ronboy]

....he may be gay...but oh man...is he PreTTy!

Love ya' PeTe!

 

[james1200]

i've never seen anyone who loved being abused more...this is the perfect S&M relationship.

pretty pete is sooooooooo ugly, that when he was a baby, his mom fed him with a slingshot.

pete is so ugly, i can fuck him in any position and it would still be doggystyle.

pretty pete is sooooo ugly, they filmed "gorillas in the mist" in his shower.

he's sooo ugly, he makes onions cry.

i mean so fucking ugly that his partner takes him to work so he doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.