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Pretty Pete Is So Gay
- Thread starter james1200
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james1200
Professional Hoodrat
LOL...you're totally trying to get me banned aren't you? i'll bet you're showing all this to all the mods. oh well....i can't help myself anway.
pretty pete is a gay canadian of jewish descent. he calls himself a heblew.
pretty pete is soooooo gay, he calls his testicles mud flaps.
i mean he's so gay, he talks in italics.
pretty pete is a gay canadian of jewish descent. he calls himself a heblew.
pretty pete is soooooo gay, he calls his testicles mud flaps.
i mean he's so gay, he talks in italics.
NedNickerson
JUB Addict
I heard that PreTTy PeTe has started wearing a nicotine patch on his dick.
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He's down to two butts a day...
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He's down to two butts a day...
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
Oh shiznit!
RationalLunacy
Meeeoooowwww!! Pffffft!!!
Q: How many Pretty Petes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, silly! Pretty Pete doesn't screw in a light bulb -- he screws in a hot tub!
A: None, silly! Pretty Pete doesn't screw in a light bulb -- he screws in a hot tub!
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
did i also mention that pretty pete is fat....he's sooooooooo fat, that when he goes into his house, the tires pop.
he's sooooooooooooooooooo fat, he made richard simmons cry.
i mean pretty pete is so fat, every time he goes to the beach greenpeace tries to drag him back into the water.
i mean he's so fucking fat, when i fuck him, i have to slap his ass to ride the wave in.
he is sooooo fat, tho he has the flesh eating virus, doctors have given him 10 years to live.
pete is so fat, he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth.
he's sooooooooooooooooooo fat, he made richard simmons cry.
i mean pretty pete is so fat, every time he goes to the beach greenpeace tries to drag him back into the water.
i mean he's so fucking fat, when i fuck him, i have to slap his ass to ride the wave in.
he is sooooo fat, tho he has the flesh eating virus, doctors have given him 10 years to live.
pete is so fat, he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth.
that is fucking funny
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james1200
Professional Hoodrat
you really are a glutton aren't you pete...you're exhausting me dammit!
alright, pretty pete is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly, that when he was born they put tinted windows on his incubator.
he's so ugly, his doctor is actually a vet.
pretty pete is so ugly, when he jerks off, his hand falls asleep.
i mean so ugly, that when he was born, his mom said "pete is such a treasure" and his dad said "let's go bury it".
alright, pretty pete is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly, that when he was born they put tinted windows on his incubator.
he's so ugly, his doctor is actually a vet.
pretty pete is so ugly, when he jerks off, his hand falls asleep.
i mean so ugly, that when he was born, his mom said "pete is such a treasure" and his dad said "let's go bury it".
JakeBequette
Pickles
Pretty Pete is sooooooooo poor that the other day when I saw him walking down the road kicking a can, I asked what he was doing and he said "mooooovin"
JakeBequette
Pickles
Wait wait wait, you mean so ugly that when he was born the doctor gave his mom and receipt incase she wanted to return him ugly???
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
yup..that's what i meant. but i don't think you can return ugly in canada.
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
i must get to bed...i'll have to make you cry some other time pete...i promise i'll be crueler next time.
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
^^?? sumtin's different about adidas...it's the new, improved adidas. i'm sure they've jacked up your price too.
Pretty Pete is so stoopid, when he went to rob the bank he pulled out his dick and said "Alright you motherstickers, this is a fuck up!"
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
LOL...as we've discovered, pete is gay, fat, stupid but did u know he was also real old....he's soooooooo old, that he took his driver's test on a dinosaur.
he's so old, when i told him to act his age, he died.
he's so damn old, that he was a waiter at the last supper.
i mean so old (!!) that instead of semen, he squirts out powdered milk.
he's so fucking old, that his middle name is "ape".
pete is so motherfuckin' old, when he watches "jurassic park", it brings up vivid memories.
old!!
he's so old, when i told him to act his age, he died.
he's so damn old, that he was a waiter at the last supper.
i mean so old (!!) that instead of semen, he squirts out powdered milk.
he's so fucking old, that his middle name is "ape".
pete is so motherfuckin' old, when he watches "jurassic park", it brings up vivid memories.
old!!
What was that? I hope that´s not typical New England humour, not even PRCambridge´s...
Pretty pete was born when dirt was young.
We can say these things about him cos he never shows up at a JUB Toronto meet to defend himself. (perhaps the battery on his wheel chair was dead.)
We can say these things about him cos he never shows up at a JUB Toronto meet to defend himself. (perhaps the battery on his wheel chair was dead.)
james1200
Professional Hoodrat
I´m sorry to hear that. My brother has a similar disease, the Seinfeld bunch would make him laugh.