Pretty Pete Is So Gay

[james1200]

seinfeld is a god in the u.s....tread lightly.

preTTy PeTe is sooooo nasty, he has more crabs than red lobster.

he's so nasty, he always asks for kneepads for chrsitmas.

i mean so fucking nasty, that when i had phone sex with him, he gave me an ear infection.

so nasty, his smell makes skunks pass out.

pete's sooooo nasty, the health department stamped his ass with a sign that says "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

 

[belamy]

seinfeld is a god in the u.s....

I know, that´s one of the reasons to make me uncomfortable when considering emigrating there

 

[sheep]

When PreTTy PeTe came to Canada from his native Italy, his cousin got him a job on a construction site with him. One day hees a say "Luigi, i'ma hungry." So Luigi tells him to go across the street to the restaurant and ask for toast and coffee. "Tos e cofee?" asks Peitro. "Yes, thatsa right" says Luigi. So Peitro goes over to *ristorante* and asks for *tos e cofee*. The waitress obliges.
After two weeks of the same routine Pietro asks Luigi, "Ima gettin tired offa dis tos e cofee--what else can I get?" Luigi thinks about the situation and says "Apple pie and milk". "Aple pie e milk?" Pietro questions. "Yes, you've got it!"
So Pietro crossed the street and triumphantly asks the waitress for "Aple pie e milk".

She looks at Pietro and asks, "Would you like ice cream on your pie?"

"Tost e cofee"

 

[spikethecat]

Why cant Pretty Pete drive 70 mph?











cause he blows a rod at 69.



(sorry...just had to do it.)

 

[sheep]

Recently discovered!

I found this picture of Pretty Pete's dysfunctional family.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

hey ethnic humour

how quaint.

mine is better

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

 

[ronboy]

hey ethnic humour

how quaint.

mine is better

Sophia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[james1200]

it's bad enough pretty pete is super gay, fat, old and slow but now he's got that star trek thread! he's a nerd too!!! now i got material for the next 100 years !!!!

so here's some nerd jokes for PeTe...

peTe, your mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

preTTy peTe's mom tried to run a stepwise regression on nominal data.

preTTy peTe's mom is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to figure out "g(f(your mom))" just so they could "f" her first.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

^you can insult me all you want

but leave my mama out of it.