Promising Thread Title

[Críostóir]

Initial post which does not in any way fulfill the promise of the thread title.

Request for content that does match the thread title.

Lame attempt to pass it off as a joke.

 

[Críostóir]

Hiss from a member who's sole intent is to make you feel sorry for being the sperm that penetrated the egg.

Defensive and vaguely threatening reply, quoting you in case you edit.

 

[JakeBequette]

Hiss from a member who's sole intent is to make you feel sorry for being the sperm that penetrated the egg.

Defensive and vaguely threatening reply, quoting you in case you edit.

I thought it was quite funny. My this is promising.​

 

[Críostóir]

^ Arch reply, pointing out that you don't quite seem to be playing by the same rules as the other posters.

 

[JakeBequette]

^ Arch reply, pointing out that you don't quite seem to be playing by the same rules as the other posters.

There are rules? Were you a tattle in school? j/w​

 

[LilBit]

Off-topic remark.

Criticism of OP's spelling and/or grammar.

Gratuitous smilies to give the false impression that I have no malicious intent.

 

[LilBit]

Thread hijack.

Complaint that JUB is too serious.

 

[Ram]

What the fuck is going on?

 

[LilBit]

Threat to report posts for offensive language and other random violations of CoC.

 

[LilBit]

Biphobic remark.

Further ad hominem attacks.

Reference to long-dead thread.

 

[BenF]

Now just let me call the Moderators a bunch of ...... and start another thread (as soon as this one gets pulled) full of half-truths, insinuation and gleeful mischieviousness.

That'll set the cat amongst the pigeons and make this into another JUB thread full of drama and excitement.

 

[BenF]

Or perhaps the Mods are coming down with Mod Flu:

Symptoms: Inability to see the funny side of things, compulsive tendency to pull vaguely controversial threads without comment or justification, unquestioning compliance in the face of commercial pressures.

Signs: Thin skin, paranoia, head firmly up one's fundament.

Treatment: Advise to get a life and remember where the true worth of a gay porn website lies.

Prognosis: Unknown, wait and see...

 

[Ram]

I see Ben has absolutely no idea what this thread is about too.

 

[BenF]

I see Ben has absolutely no idea what this thread is about too.

Not a clue.

I was following the rest of the mob and deciding what makes a good train-wreck thread that we enjoy, but the moderators seem to hate.

 

[Lefty]

at least ben is consistent unto himself

i'm more concerned that splatter is confused and accusing someone of being the sperm that caused that someones existance. did he fail to articulate and actually mean to reference the combining of an egg and a sperm thus resulting in that someones existance?

 

[Ram]

Not a clue.

I was following the rest of the mob and deciding what makes a good train-wreck thread that we enjoy, but the moderators seem to hate.

Looks like it. I will give it a try.

1) The existence of bisexuals is just as real as a good smelling vagina.
2) Muslims are genetically flammable.
3) I'm a straight guy and I fuck WHITE guys ONLY. I'm not racist and clearly, I'm a heterosexual.

 

[Lefty]

shut up is a really good and articulate response. is another one of your preferred aphorisms "because i said so"? btw, the first on is actually "sit down and SHUT UP.

 

[tallguy297]

Post from mod shaking head and sighing, wondering why the hell some people can't lighten the fuck up every now and again...

Pointless rhetoric about how diverse this place is and the uniqueness of this thread.

 

[FPNY]

walking in

looking around

walking out....

 

[Críostóir]

Giggling. Slightly snarky comment about people who don't get the point of the thread. Finally relents to the extent of giving them keywords like 'self-referential' and 'map of a typical JUB thread'. Further snotty comment insinuating that they still probably won't get it. Eye-roll smiley.

Post from mod shaking head and sighing, wondering why the hell some people can't lighten the fuck up every now and again...

Pointless rhetoric about how diverse this place is and the uniqueness of this thread.

Obsequious reply, welcoming the Mod to the thread and agreeing at length that indeed some people really CAN'T lighten the fuck up. Fawning thanks for Mod's praise of thread. Further ass-kissing.

shut up is a really good and articulate response. is another one of your preferred aphorisms "because i said so"? btw, the first on is actually "sit down and SHUT UP.

Response suggesting in the most oblique language possible that perhaps the best course for the above commenter may indeed be to assume a seated position and eschew further comment. Immediate backpedal from same; careful explanation of conditions (participation in the game, etc.) under which further comment is encouraged.

Discouragement for bringing hostilities from other threads/to other members into this thread.