Two guys just moved in two doors down from me with two pit bulls. The dogs are always getting out and trying to get in my yard to see my dogs. I hadn't met either of the yet the first time I took them back home. I'm banging on the door and the one guy answers in just a towel. He's slim, latino, soaked with sweat and looking pretty annoyed that I interrupted whatever he was doing. I point at his dogs and he starts swearing and runs out in the yard chasing them around. This is the only part that sounds a porn movie: his towel drops off. 
He doesn't even seem to care, just keeps trying to get the dogs in the backyard with his johnny flapping around.
He disappears in the backyard...no thank you, no hey you want me to suck your dick. I told you it wasn't like a porn movie. So I go back home...
Next time they're out, I take them back and the other guy opens the door. I though the other guy was hot...This guy is in his boxers, pulled down almost to his pubes. Perfect body. Perfect. His face is beautiful. He looks like a frat posterboy. A little fuzz all over his chest 
and tummy and the sexiest happy trail I've ever seen. I couldn't even be subtle, I just stared him up and down as I told him about the dogs. As he stepped off the porch, I could see right down the opening his perfect ass cheeks opened up in his boxers. I'm 33 now, and I don't have an instant physical reaction to just seeing even a hot guy in his underwear but I got instantly hard like I was 14 
and my mouth actually started to water.
Just like the other guy, he just coralled the dogs in the backyard and disappears without a word.](/images/smilies/bang.gif "Brick wall ](*,)")
No, hey are dogs your style? Wait till you see my doggie style! He just disappeared. This time I just about ran back home and had dick in hand before the door closedOf course, it's October now
so I won't get to see even a shirtless lawn mowing. Maybe I'll have to seek into their house, take the blinds down and fix the thermostat so it's always 85.
Even if I have to wait until next summer, though, those two encounters will be very useful during the long winterMaybe then I'll bring along a bad porn soundtrack to play when I bring the dogs back then. Even though they're straight, maybe they'll get the idea that they're wasting a perfect fantasy and let me live just once like a porn star.
He doesn't even seem to care, just keeps trying to get the dogs in the backyard with his johnny flapping around. He disappears in the backyard...no thank you, no hey you want me to suck your dick. I told you it wasn't like a porn movie. So I go back home...Next time they're out, I take them back and the other guy opens the door. I though the other guy was hot...This guy is in his boxers, pulled down almost to his pubes. Perfect body. Perfect. His face is beautiful. He looks like a frat posterboy. A little fuzz all over his chest and tummy and the sexiest happy trail I've ever seen. I couldn't even be subtle, I just stared him up and down as I told him about the dogs. As he stepped off the porch, I could see right down the opening his perfect ass cheeks opened up in his boxers. I'm 33 now, and I don't have an instant physical reaction to just seeing even a hot guy in his underwear but I got instantly hard like I was 14 and my mouth actually started to water. Just like the other guy, he just coralled the dogs in the backyard and disappears without a word. No, hey are dogs your style? Wait till you see my doggie style! He just disappeared. This time I just about ran back home and had dick in hand before the door closedOf course, it's October nowso I won't get to see even a shirtless lawn mowing. Maybe I'll have to seek into their house, take the blinds down and fix the thermostat so it's always 85. Even if I have to wait until next summer, though, those two encounters will be very useful during the long winterMaybe then I'll bring along a bad porn soundtrack to play when I bring the dogs back then. Even though they're straight, maybe they'll get the idea that they're wasting a perfect fantasy and let me live just once like a porn star.