The prostate's primary use is not sexual stimulation and just as easily one could say what you're saying for any other body part that someone gets sexual stimulation out of...
I realized how laughable this is when you started referring to God as "Space Daddy".
You say things like that then want to be taken seriously? Your theory is absolute rubbish and has no real validity.
Not to mention that your initial proposal a complete contradiction. "Straight men are meant to be fucked in the ass". Last I heard, straight men are not attracted to males, which means they aren't aroused by a penis. So unless you meant fucked in the ass by woman with a strap on... Why would someone be "meant" to do something they do not find arousing? It doesn't make any sense.
This seems like another desperate attempt to make it as if more men should be homosexual than heterosexual. Guess what, they're not. Gay men are a vast minority, maybe if it were the other way around this argument would be a little more convincing, but that isn't the case.
RE: "The prostate's primary use is not sexual stimulation"
I realized how laughable your post was the second I read that. As it's obvious that you barely skimmed through what I said in this thread, as evidenced by the fact that you totally missed my response to Nomenclature on this issue in post #33 above.
Essentially, you're just rehashing/repeating what's already been covered. And when you elect to criticize/insult the OP of a thread, simple common sense dictates that you should familiarize yourself with everything that's already been covered, unless you want to come across as a
who enjoys being
RE: "just as easily one could say what you're saying for any other body part that someone gets sexual stimulation out of..."
You say things like that and then want to be taken seriously? That comment is absolute rubbish and has no validity whatsoever. In fact, it's totally ludicrous, and it proves you know NOTHING about G-spots. And since you've obviously ignored the links and videos I've posted in this thread, it'd be a total waste of time to try to educate you in any way on this subject. As you appear to be just another close-minded person who has his mind made up about something he knows nothing about, and is not willing to learn anything about it. And I'm not saying that to be insulting in any way, I'm just stating the obvious.
RE: "I realized how laughable this is when you started referring to God as "Space Daddy."
Huh? What does my pet name for God have to do with anything? And what's wrong with referring to him as "Space Daddy?" After all, the Lords Prayer starts with, "Our Father who art in heaven," and "Daddy" is obviously another name for "Father." As well, everyone who believes in God knows that heaven is somewhere in space!
RE: "You say things like that then want to be taken seriously? Your theory is absolute rubbish and has no real validity."
Says the guy who doesn't even know what a G-spot is! What a freaking joke! Unbelievable!
RE: "Not to mention that your initial proposal a complete contradiction. "Straight men are meant to be fucked in the ass".
You want to be taken seriously, yet you've not only demonstrated an inability to express your opinion without coming across as hostile, biased, critical, insulting, and confrontational, you can't even quote me correctly. Because what I said is that, "God intended for straight males to be butt fucked." (Just look up in the title bar at the top of this page.)
RE: "Last I heard, straight men are not attracted to males,"
Then you obviously need to get your hearing aids recalibrated, because history is full of examples of straight men being "attracted" to males when they don't have access to females. You don't even have to look past the prisons throughout the world for evidence of this. Because since the dawn of time, incarcerated heterosexual males have been butt fucking each other. And as the opening post of this thread clearly indicates, my theory is that God intended for straight males to fuck each other
only as a substitute for women.
RE: "which means they aren't aroused by a penis."
Huh? Where is this coming from? This is yet more evidence that you don't know what you're talking about. You want to be taken seriously, yet you can't even be bothered to familiarize yourself with a thread before attacking the OP. As the fact is that not a word has been said in this thread about straight men being, "Aroused by a penis."
RE: "So unless you meant fucked in the ass by woman with a strap on... Why would someone be "meant" to do something they do not find arousing? It doesn't make any sense."
Again, "meant" is your word, not mine. And the reason it doesn't make sense to you is because you didn't read the thread. But since I like you
, I'll rehash/repeat it for you, as well as elaborate on some other aspects of it:
My theory is that God/evolution added a G-spot feature to the prostrate gland of all males because he/it intended for all males to be fucked in the ass.
As based on the precedent set by the placement of a G-spot in the vagina, it'd be counter-intitutive to think God would put a G-spot inside the male anus if he didn't intend for erect penises to go there.
In other words, if there is a God, my opinion is that in his infinite wisdom he would have said something like the following to himself, "
I must make males extremely horny so they'll fuck lots of females in order to keep the earth populated. But simple common sense dictates there will be times in which males don't have access to females for various reasons. And the problem with this is that many of them will be anally raping each other which will invariably result in people being murdered.
So the only logical solution is to add a G-spot feature to their prostrate gland that's equivalent in intensity to the one I've created for vagina's. As that way males will LOVE being fucked in the ass, and the straight ones will be willing to swap out with each other on a voluntary basis when they don't have females to fuck." Although I've said this in a joking manner, it
is a logical reason, and I'm sure God/evolution had better reasons/motives that I'm not smart enough to figure out.
To paraphrase some of your own words, your theory that straight males won't find it arousing to be fucked in the ass is absolute rubbish and has no validity whatsoever. And again, for a good example of this, you don't have to look any further than the prisons of the world, where 100's of straight males are currently butt fucking each other as you read this.
RE: "This seems like another desperate attempt to make it as if more men should be homosexual than heterosexual."
That's just plain silly, to the point that I'd be lame to dignify it with a response.
RE: "Gay men are a vast minority,"
At the risk of coming across as sarcastic... duh.
RE: "maybe if it were the other way around this argument would be a little more convincing, but that isn't the case."
Haha, you just shot yourself in the foot with that disclosure, as it undermines the credibility of your entire diatribe. Because by using the word "MORE" in the manner you did, you're in-effect admitting that my theory is "somewhat" convincing. And this totally contradicts the previous opinion you expressed, which you were quite adamant about: "Your theory is absolute rubbish and has no real validity."
If you respond to this electronic equivalent of a spanking, rather than just rehashing the same things and contradicting yourself even more, the best way for you to save face is to simply man up and admit you were wrong for unfairly attacking my opinions in the manner you did. Because continuing to misquote me, put words in my mouth, feign expertise on a subject you know nothing about, and twist/distort the facts will just further damage your credibility.
And no matter how hard you try, there's no escaping the logic of the 2 facts I've included below in my response to The White Stripe's second post, which I've highlighted in red.
I'm pretty sure the brain makes it pleasurable...not the actual ass and a male brain is pretty similar to a female brain, but asses were not made for fucking...they were made for...pooping.
But it works as a fuckable hole.
Just sayin.
RE: "I'm pretty sure the brain makes it pleasurable...not the actual ass"
The G-spot feature of the prostrate gland is what makes it the most pleasurable, as stimulating it properly will cause you to experience ecstasy comparable to what a female experiences with her G-spot.
RE: "but asses were not made for fucking...
What makes you think that?
RE: "they were made for...pooping."
But vagina's were made for fucking
AS WELL AS URINATING. So what makes you think the male anus wasn't designed for a dual purpose as well? And if it wasn't intended for fucking
IN ADDITION to pooping, why would someone as smart as God add an amazing G-spot feature to the prostrate gland that's located inside the asshole?
And even for people who are unknowledgeable about the male G-spot, the fact that God made the anus one of the most sensitive erogenous zones of your body is ample evidence that he intended it to be used for sexual pleasure, just like the female's vagina. As your anus has 6,000 nerve endings, more than any other part of your body.
Yeah...I figured I would see this sad argument somewhere. You have a point honestly. Many of the body's features have multiple uses, but I'm pretty sure the asshole was suppose to be just for pooping. Just because we use something for a particularl purpose does not mean it was designed for that said prupose.
By the way. Glasses were designed to fit on the ears. Not the other way around.
RE: "but I'm pretty sure the asshole was suppose to be just for pooping.
And logic dictates the amazing G-spot in women was invented by God so women would LOVE being fucked, to ensure they'd have babies and keep the world populated. So it's apparent that it's intended to be stimulated by an erect penis. And if God intended the male asshole to be used solely for the elimination of bodily waste, why did he put the equivalent of the female G-spot deep inside it?
The facts are as clear as they can be:
1) The vagina is an extremely sensitive erogenous zone that is used primarily for the elimination of bodily waste, and it has an amazing G-spot in it that produces an extremely powerful orgasm when stimulated.
2) The male anus is an extremely sensitive erogenous zone that is used primarily for the elimination of bodily waste, and it has an amazing G-spot in it that produces an extremely powerful orgasm when stimulated.
Thus, the only logical conclusion a reasonable person can cum to is that God/evolution intended for ALL males to be butt fucked, period.
Butt again, this is just my opinion (which 28 other JUBbers have agreed with to date via the poll for this thread).
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I'll respond to more comments in this thread when my brain recharges on this topic.
