Proper way to douche for being ready for hours down the road/sex parties

[vanillaISlame]

Hey guys I’m at a loss. I have asked several guys in person how to do a deep douche to be prepared for all night (like before you go out to the bar, until 3am till later. Or for sex parties/night of fucking) and they make it sound so simple and not that long of process.Now I can do that but it takes me like 3/4 plus hours to get deep cleaned. I’ll think I’ll be clean after an hour but then I’ll be getting ready to go and I’m not... a buddy of mine takes like 20 minutes and is good for all day/night. He does a big douche with a shower attachment twice and is clean. I just never get to an end for hours. If I do a lot of water I just end up having pockets of water store and eventually comes out with more than just water. If I don’t use too much water I’m only clean for a few hours at most. This is making me crazy. If I take fiber supplements that doesn’t seem to make any difference either. How do you guys prepare for being clean for a long time? Also what about when you are at an event like Folsom and other sex events where you’re fucking for several days straight. What’s your tricks then? How do you go for days and stay clean? Not eat??? Any advice I would appreciate.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I would talk to a doctor or medical professional, people on the street will tell you to use shampoo for lube [urelated I know, but making a point about how we need to be careful with info we receive from strangers]. From what I do know, it's better to douche with water not chemicals, the tissue in the rectum is absorbant so if you don't want to use chemicals or perfumes. Also you don't want to douche excessively as, over time, you'll lose the natural lubrication "down there" and in some cases people have reported losing the ability to take a shit without douching because their walls become so damn dry.

Mostly, your body reacts to stress so before anything I say calm down, take a breather and try not to lose your mind over it, it's just sex and it will be way less enjoyable if you turn it into a chore. The truth is there's only so much you can do, and porn has tricked us into thinking it happens in the blink of an eye, if a guy is hypersensitive about getting shit on his dick anal sex probably isn't for him, it's like going into Mcdonalds and complaining that you smell grease. don't be ashamed of your body and what comes out of it, DO be careful about what you put into it. good luck

also this is pretty pertinent info regarding sexual health I wish the mods would put it at the top with the rest of the header threads.

 

[KaraBulut]

There's a couple of problems with what you've proposed.

1. Shower attachments should only be used for external cleaning. The problem with shower attachments is that you have no idea how much water you are putting into your colon. You also have no guarantee that the water will all come out (if it doesn't, you'll be leaking water later). The other problem with "high colonics" is that you're washing a lot of the bacteria from your colon. That bacteria is part of your digestive system, so you may be doing more harm than good in the long run.
2. Douching hours ahead of time is like brushing your teeth in the morning. It makes for a short-term feeling of being clean but it only lasts for a short while. Often, by placing water in your colon, you're just stimulating peristalsis (the contraction of smooth muscle in the digestive system that moves food through the system). So, you might get some fecal material out of the colon, but the stimulation is just going to trigger the rest of your digestive system to move more feces into the colon.

There's a Sticky in the Health & Well-being forum called "All About Ass" that has some helpful information about the anatomy of the colon and links to previous discussion threads.

The important thing to know is that unless you have a condition like irritable bowel disease, your rectum and anus are empty until you are pretty close to making the needed trip to the bathroom. When there is something in there, you will feel like you need to go. Unless you're doing fisting or using extreme toys with anal sex, nothing is passing more than a few inches into your anus (and that space should be empty).

What we generally say is that immediately before anal sex, you should shower, stick your finger in your anus and see if there's anything there (or you may be able to tell if you "need to go"). If there is something in there, you can use a syringe type enema to put a limited about of water in to flush any fecal matter out. If there's nothing in your anus, all you should need to do is clean well in the shower with your finger, soap and water.

 

[Zeno Lorea]

How do you douche? Do you turn the water on very strongly? A soft current is better. Keep the attachment head up and the water should not go up more than 10-15 cms.

Do you flood your ass for the longest time? It's better to keep it in for only a few seconds at a time.

Do you douche in one go? It's better to take two shifts of ten minutes each and a 500m walk inbetween.

 

[Zeno Lorea]

^^ And everything KaraBulut said, obviously.

 

[vanillaISlame]

Thx for the reply guys. Yeah I have quick rinse down for sex shortly after. It’s the deeper douche for being ready for a long time down the road issue. Maybe it’s just my body but takes me so long. I have tried just a little water at a time and a lot of water at a time. Either way it still takes a long time. Like hours. Maybe I just have to stop eating and drink ensure if I’m gonna bottom a long time. Idk I don’t just hear stories, I’ve seen my buddy take a long shower in the morning and still be clean that night. Lots of times... seriously takes him 30 minutes and he is good for like 15 hours. I only have a medium size bulb, not a shower attachment. Thank you karabulut, I’ll look for that thread you referred to as well. Not I take fist but I do like really big toys and big dicks. Multiple of them.... haha. So not just talking about a quick one on one session.

 

[Nealm1]

Have a good diet with whole foods and vegetables and exercise plenty, so your body metabolises food quickly. Then don't eat for a few hours before sex

 

[novastar]

Hey guys I’m at a loss. I have asked several guys in person how to do a deep douche to be prepared for all night (like before you go out to the bar, until 3am till later. Or for sex parties/night of fucking) and they make it sound so simple and not that long of process.Now I can do that but it takes me like 3/4 plus hours to get deep cleaned. I’ll think I’ll be clean after an hour but then I’ll be getting ready to go and I’m not... a buddy of mine takes like 20 minutes and is good for all day/night. He does a big douche with a shower attachment twice and is clean. I just never get to an end for hours. If I do a lot of water I just end up having pockets of water store and eventually comes out with more than just water. If I don’t use too much water I’m only clean for a few hours at most. This is making me crazy. If I take fiber supplements that doesn’t seem to make any difference either. How do you guys prepare for being clean for a long time? Also what about when you are at an event like Folsom and other sex events where you’re fucking for several days straight. What’s your tricks then? How do you go for days and stay clean? Not eat??? Any advice I would appreciate.

On days I want to be super clean for hours I just don't eat for many hours before. I take two high volume enemas....and I mean really get the water up there. Then, I lay on my left side with the knee-chest position and I massage my guts. (You will hear water churning) Then toilet time. EVERYTHING comes out. You will be sitting for a while...gently massage your lower intestines. You will hear and feel churning as the water works its way out.

Do it a second time using slightly less water.

Wait thirty minutes...then lube up and insert a buttplug. You'll be ready for HOURS.