Pwnij

[star-warrior]

Pwnij or rather pwnage is like rock-paper-scissors. It's scientifically known that when you pwn something, you claim superiority over it.

The game is simple, instead of rocks, paper, scissors, you use pictures of things/people/stuff... where each successive one pwns the preceeding one.

For example:

God pwns man

A reply would be

Dawkins pwns god

leading to

Shredder pwns Dawkins

So what's next?

 

[winterknight]

CHORONZON: I am a dire wolf, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.

MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.

CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.

MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.

CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.

MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.

CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.

MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.

CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.

MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.

CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?

MORPHEUS: I am hope.

 

[Paws]

winterknight doesn't get it

Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles pwn Shredder

 

[winterknight]

I get it perfectly. I just felt like posting that.

Because "I am hope" will always win.

 

[Benney]

Happy Elephant pwns real Ninja!

 

[Narcissism is fun]

I get it perfectly. I just felt like posting that.

Because "I am hope" will always win.

I am reality, breaking hope beneath my burden.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[LilBit]

Antitank rifle pwns Happy Elephant!

TSA agent pwns antitank rifle!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Terrorist cat defeats TSA agent!

Terrorist cat pwned by Bush.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Bush pwned by high-tech secret weapon shoe.

High tech secret weapon shoe pwned by a plate of spaghetti that was too close to the edge of the table.

 

[kevbo]

Invisible Pink Unicorn pwns Flying Spaghetti Monster

Sorry, I couldn't find a pic that shows the IPU

 

[LilBit]

FSM pwned by super fork!

*edit*

Fuck. Kevvie-poo beat me to it. Now I have to find something to beat an invisible pink unicorn...

 

[LilBit]

Here we go!

The Great Flood pwns IPU! No room on the ark for you, dumbass!

 

[LilBit]

DAMMIT! Will y'all PLEASE stop posting milliseconds before me?

 

[LilBit]

Easy-Bake Oven pwns the fuck out of My Little Pony.

 

[kevbo]

Rachel Ray pwns Easy Bake oven

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Easy-Bake Oven pwns the fuck out of My L>ittle Pony.

Easy-Bake Oven pwned (and pawned) by Amy Crackhouse.

 

[kevbo]

methamphetamine-laced marijuana pwned by DEA

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Granola crunches pwned by a bar of soap.

 

[star-warrior]

No toilet paper pwns granola crunchers