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[Ram]

Not that I don’t find gasping for air, or the occasional snorts and whistles either, for that matter, sort of hot, but I imagine, in the long run, this procedure will help you to improve your oral pleasuring skills.

So, just out of curiosity, mind you, how long will you be out of commission?

3 months according to the doctor.

 

[Ram]

I'm glad 8 people, out of 118 Jubbers who viewed this thread, found me interesting. I'm starting to think those questions were pity questions.

Fine, screw you all. I'll ask my own questions.

So Ram, why are you so good looking? And intelligent? You're a really special, you know that? This is not a question but I love your gigantic genitals! Marry me?

 

[Ram]

So Ram, why are you so good looking? And intelligent? You're a really special, you know that? This is not a question but I love your gigantic genitals! Marry me?

You're a genius for asking this question. I bet you're hot too. Well, completely random Jubber, I guess I'm lucky. I'm not that smart. Okay I am but definitely no where near Einstein.

 

[Ram]

Take it off!!!!! Take it all off!!!!

*slides $50 bill down the front of Ram's shorts*

The nerve of you. You are talking to a respectable elite member of JUB. I do not partake in such debauchery! You may be a JUB supporter and you may be of a higher level than me in every sort of way and I may be a miserable low-life Jubber but I have... I have.. I have my...

Okay, fine. *complies and shakes his booty*

 

[Ram]

So, now that we've gotten you to loosen up, what's a smart guy like you doing working in a place like this?

It's a sad story Sir. And by the looks of it, I'm pretty sure you would like to use the last packet of tissue you've got there for something else other than wiping your tears.

Oh, and am I allowed to use my hands?

*flashes a brand new Black card*

You know where to slide it.

 

[GL]

Haha. I did something far worse. I told no one about my operation, even my parents . Septorhinoplasty is like plastic surgery for the nose and they think I will be fine without it.

The doctor contacted them after my operation and my parents came down and started quizzing me about the procedure.

My dad asked: "So why did you have this operation?"

I replied: "Mom, Dad, you know how much I like Amy Winehouse, right? And you know I'm going as Amy Winehouse this Halloween, right?"

Mum answered: "Yes..."

I replied: "I wanted her nose."

For one hour straight, my parents were trying come to terms that their son was slowing metamorphosing into Amy Winehouse. I was just about to discuss the joys of sniffing cocaine with my mom when the doctor entered and put a stop to all this nonsense.

I'm evil.

i love you.

will you go to the watchmen premiere with me?

 

[Ram]

i love you.

will you go to the watchmen premiere with me?

Yes please. I will be dressed like Rorschach though.

 

[GL]

Yes please. I will be dressed like Rorschach though.

eee!!

i thought of going as doctor manhatten but all that blue body paint? not to mention i'd probably scare the kiddies with my 'manhatten' hanging out.

 

[Ram]

So what are your dreams or do you plan on working in here 'til your body gives up on itself?

No idea. 21 years of my life I've been studying shit I don't even like. I don't know what to do with my life. Right now I'm in the army (conscription) and I will be released next June and I have got no plans and I'm trying but....

It's complicated.

*continues pole dancing*

 

[Ram]

eee!!

i thought of going as doctor manhatten but all that blue body paint? not to mention i'd probably scare the kiddies with my 'manhatten' hanging out.

Haha. I was thinking: tight dark blue briefs.

They made him wear a diaper in the movie. I hope they don't ruin it.

 

[Ram]

If you could live anywhere in the world other than Singapore where would you live?

(By the way I thought the thread title was "Queens Queens Queens" what a disappointment )

California, Canada or one of those Scandinavian countries.

 

[Ram]

Well, what do you like to do? Coach football? Study micro-organisms? Give people advice? File paperwork? Observe whale mating patterns?

Something that involves like me using my head and stuff. Like thinking and like stuff. I feel like I like really creativity and like stuff like that. Yeah, stuff and something like that.

 

[gingentleman]

Suggestion... if you visit the internet archive ( archive.org ) you can have access to 1000s of free, public-domain movies and old television shows, and music. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

 

[GL]

Haha. I was thinking: tight dark blue briefs.

They made him wear a diaper in the movie. I hope they don't ruin it.

tight dark blue briefs??

i hadn't thought about that.

i did see some stills from the movie and it didn't look like he had tight dark blue briefs on.

 

[G-Lexington]

Was this surgery mainly motivated my "sleep issues"?

Lex

 

[Ram]

Why Amy Winehouse?

Because she's different.

 

[Ram]

Suggestion... if you visit the internet archive ( archive.org ) you can have access to 1000s of free, public-domain movies and old television shows, and music. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

Thanks.

 

[kevbo]

Have you seen my wiener?

 

[Ram]

Was this surgery mainly motivated my "sleep issues"?

Lex

Partly. I was able to work my way out of my "sleep issues"; but since I'm in the army, and that means free health care, I went ahead with it.

 

[martin6]

So Ram, why are you so good looking? And intelligent? You're a really special, you know that? This is not a question but I love your gigantic genitals! Marry me?

You never even gave me the chance to ask these questions. These are MY questions!!!

Fine I'll think of a new question. Who's your favorite NASCAR driver?







*should be an interesting answer*