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[Ram]

I'm different. Will you obsess over me?


(Please???)

I like different people. That's why I tend to make outrageous posts at times because it's different from the rest. You're consistent but not boring.

It's hard to explain.

Ironically, I am not "unique" in my posts for the time being. It's tiring.

 

[Ram]

Have you ever seen any of these for real?

Nope. I love temple architecture but I do not believe in what it stands for.

 

[kevbo]

do you have a big dick?

 

[Ram]

You never even gave me the chance to ask these questions. These are MY questions!!!

Fine I'll think of a new question. Who's your favorite NASCAR driver?







*should be an interesting answer*

Oh crap. Erm, something something Shoemaker I guess. Not a big fan of cars going round and round and round and round......

 

[GL]

ram? do you like to dance?

 

[Ram]

Have you seen my wiener?

If you mean wiener, as in the meat in the hotdog, then no, I didn't. If you mean penis, I ate it.

 

[martin6]

Oh crap. Erm, something something Shoemaker I guess. Not a big fan of cars going round and round and round and round......

So now for a real question.

Where do you think you get your sense of humor? Which, might I add, is delightfully twisted and just plain odd sometimes.

 

[Ram]

do you have a big dick?

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

 

[Ram]

Who's better, Britney Spears or Katy Perry?

Why, Stacy, why?

 

[GL]

My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.

indeed?

sort of gives a new definition to 'big bang theory.'

 

[Ram]

ram? do you like to dance?

Yes. Before my surgery, I got all my army mates to sign up for salsa dancing. I can't dance to save my life though, but it's fun. Just plain fun. Learning something new with someone you love is truly an exquisite feeling. Plus, I get to grope them.

 

[GL]

Yes. Before my surgery, I got all my army mates to sign up for salsa dancing. I can't dance to save my life though, but it's fun. Just plain fun. Learning something new with someone you love is truly an exquisite feeling. Plus, I get to grope them.

excellent! and i wouldn't mind if you groped me.

 

[Ram]

So now for a real question.

Where do you think you get your sense of humor? Which, might I add, is delightfully twisted and just plain odd sometimes.

You are the first person I know who have said that. To tell you the truth, I don't even know if I've got humor in me in the first place. I mean, I don't think about. Being funny is not important to me. But being a non-conformist, different and creative person matters to me, so I guess my "humor" (which is clearly missing in this thread) is actually me looking at things in a different perspective in a non-serious manner sort of way.

There are times though, where I do try my best to be funny -- but I scare myself when I try:

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=235618

Look at this thread. Second page.

 

[Ram]

'Cause it's fun

Real question.

Describe your perfect guy.

As tall as me (or taller) and healthy. That's all I want. I mean he can morbidly obese like martin6 or a social pariah like Gl, or even hideously scarred like you, but as long as he is of the right height, and has reasonable cholesterol levels, I willing to spend the rest of my life with him.

I have no standards really, that's why you often see me flirting with practically everyone here at JUB.

 

[kevbo]

do you have any cigarettes you can give me?

 

[Ram]

do you have any cigarettes you can give me?

Haven't got any -- I don't smoke. I am one of those guys that will give your cigarettes when you're trying to stop.

 

[Ram]

I see.

What's your favorite novel, movie, television show and music?

If I say Buffy, will you marry me?

I don't have a favorite novel, movie, show and music. I do have favorites but they change rather quickly.

Like for example: my interest in Jewish people, which started in June, has dwindled. I love ants but not so much now. I'm not consistent in everything even when it comes to the things I like.

Here are my current favorites:

Favorite novel --> actually graphic novel, and that would be V for Vendetta.

Movie --> I am re-watching Y tu mamá también and it's officially my favorite movie right now.

Television show --> I'm re-watching QI (a British gameshow) and moving on to the Office Season 4. I still adore Golden Girls though. True Blood because Sookie's brother(?) is incredibly hot.

Music --> Leona Lewis, bleeding love I think. Beyonce's Single Ladies. Amy Winehouse Back to Black. The Amy Winehouse craze will end soon.

 

[Ram]

We can't get married. I'm Jewish. And you're over your phase

In your fantasy world what would you like to do after Army camp finishes?

Don't laugh but I would love to write -- graphic novels, books, for a magazine maybe. Something that involves comedy and coming up with novel plots and situations.

It's an unattainable dream.

 

[GL]

As tall as me (or taller) and healthy. That's all I want. I mean he can morbidly obese like martin6 or a social pariah like Gl, or even hideously scarred like you, but as long as he is of the right height, and has reasonable cholesterol levels, I willing to spend the rest of my life with him.

I have no standards really, that's why you often see me flirting with practically everyone here at JUB.

oh! i'll be your social pariah! and my cholesterol level is pretty reasonable.

what is your fondest memory from childhood?

 

[Ram]

*Steps into the club*

*glances around the different satellites for my favorite dancer*

*spots Ram and goes over to his area*

So precious, ready to finish our conversation? BRB, gotta head to the ATM.

Thanks for making feel special. *hugs the nearest pole* Whenever you're ready, Sir.

Bow Chika Wow Wow