Question about sex and money

[sixthson]

Take the money. Then you can finally pay for those ass implants you've been wanting for so long.

I still don't understand why you would *want* an ass on your forehead, but to each his own...

Can you think of a better way to get balls in your mouth?

 

[LilBit]

BTW, you know that this is gonna affect your alimony payments, right?

 

[Latimer]

As improbable as "Great Expectations" or, for that matter, last week's "Downton Abbey" plot twist.

 

[freefall]

Thanks everyone for all the great advice. We're still conflicted, but we took the PT Cruiser for a test drive this morning and it's surprisingly roomy.

...and then you poof away with the loosely shrouded mystery of who actually has the receipt

 

[LilBit]

.....fuck.

That's one way to solve the problem...

 

[G-Lexington]

That's what got him into this mess in the first place.

Lex

 

[LilBit]

That's what got him into this mess in the first place.

Lex

It's a vicious cycle.

 

[G-Lexington]

But an enjoyable one.

Lex

 

[LilBit]

But an enjoyable one.

Lex

Perhaps. But at this point, I think it would have been cheaper for me to get a law degree than to keep paying my divorce lawyer.

 

[loveguys72]

Assuming any of this is real, and I highly doubt it, keep the loot and count your blessings. Or rather, tell your "friend" to keep the loot and count his blessings.