Question For Those Who Like Girls

[lyconthrope]

You know what they say about spanish men...
But you have to promise you wont try to steal one of us away...LOL

No seriously we have had that problem with some girls, they think that they can break us happy couple. I mean all is in good fun, but for love we are taken. Why do girls behave like that?

hehe now why would we do that? the only thing better than one hot young stud is two! we expect a package deal mister lol

its because they are vain, bitchy and think too much of themselves. They all seem to think that all gay/bi men are only with other men because they havent met the "right woman" and reeeeeeeeeally wanna be that woman, ignore them and stick with us! we are fun for everyone

 

[lyconthrope]

LOL please dont stop the "naughty guy talk" on our account, women can be soooooooo much worse we highly encourage it.

that goes for all you men out there! please god dont feel you need to tone things down on our account

myself and callmewhenyoursober started a thread in hot topics announcing our presence! we arent the only ones but the other seem to be in hiding.

and i dont know about the others but i am to chat with people, even have a fantastic debate
and of course, i love gay porn

 

[Candyapple]

The fact that there are females on this board only reinforces my personal belief that females can be very smart, crafty, and manipulative creatures. Actually I'm glad that I smoked you girls out with my original post. I never would've known that you were here. I'm sure you are here for multiple reasons, but I strongly suspect that many of you are here to acquire information on what men like and don't like. Very intelligent! Another reason you may be here is that you're turned on by man-on-man sex. Great taste!

However, now that I know you are here, I no longer feel as free to engage in naughty guy talk. Yes, I've retained at least one part of my heterosexuality. It's the part that is reluctant to offend or hurt females. Believe me, had I known you were here, I never would've written half of the things I wrote. My post clearly was intended for a male audience.

'Smoked us out', hahaha! I'm a straight woman too, and I've never tried to hide the fact. There are quite a few of us here. Did you know one of the moderators (Zeremonie) is a woman??

Yup, I'm here for the gay porn.... Love it, there's nothing hotter!!

Please please please don't censor yourself, one of the other reasons I love this place is to see men talk openly without feeling that they might offend women! And really, as another poster said, women are just as bad. We're not all sweet delicate little creatures who talk about kittens and flowers and stuff....me and my friends turn the air blue when we get going!

 

[lyconthrope]

Okay, now that we've kissed and made up, which one of you women are willing to sit on my lap and show me how a real woman is suppose to please a man? Think you can lure me back over to your team? Another one of you can work on my BF. What about you, lyconthrope? It's time to put up or shut up!

hehe callmewhenyoursober is right, that did get a bit bitchy and off topic!...but it was so much fun! (gotta love a good argument)

now why would we wanna lure you away from men?! I think you may have missed something lol we want TWO, cant split you up now can we.

hhmmm put up or shut up eh, I am in! how about you? all mouth and no trousers?

PLEASE dont censor yourself! we arent made of glass, we wont break, we arent gonna cry and get all embaressed, women are terrible! ESPECIALLY in large groups! lol i know there are more of you out there!

I grew up on an army base with foul mouthed marines, do you worst sweetheart!

 

[lyconthrope]

See, once again you missed the point We're not here to CHANGE you. We're here because we like you the way we are!

My rants and raves were just a knee-jerk reaction to the sadness I felt that a handfull of women made you feel like we were all the same.

I'll sit in your lap. I'll show you how a real woman pleases a man. Then I will work on your BF. Then I will expect you to show me how much more you can please each other.

CMWYS

lol save me a ring side seat!

 

[lyconthrope]

Awww that was sweet and kinky
Would you do that to my hubby and me too?

if she wont I definately will (though I'd much rather sit on someones face than their lap )

 

[lyconthrope]

Line forms to the left

lube, condoms and light refreshments are to your right

 

[lyconthrope]

its that kind of behaviour that makes all of girls look bad! some are us are reeeeeeeeeeeeeally nice, promise!

 

[TheTrish]

Hi! All these straight women are driving me FUCKING nuts!

T

 

[lyconthrope]

Hi! All these straight women are driving me FUCKING nuts!

T

that a good thing or a bad thing?! lol (dont you mean bananas )
whats wrong with us?

 

[TheTrish]

that a good thing or a bad thing?! lol (dont you mean bananas )
whats wrong with us?

Hi, ly! LOL Ummm, nothing's wrong, just won't play in my sandbox. I'm a girl, by the way.

T

 

[Piquechampion]

Ok girls, you have gone WAY off topic
Better start another tread... LOL

 

[Piquechampion]

I have a question, while we're on topic. The worst part of straight porn is the screaming (the over the top screams of pleasure). Do you guys really like that? And another thing...is there any straight porn out there that has good looking guys in it? Cause I have yet to find any of it...

CMWYS

Yeah, I find the screaming so fake and over the top. I prefer the grunting of the male pornstars.
There is a lot of good looking guys in straight porn. At least the european ones are hot and some american actors too.

 

[TheTrish]

OK. I'll play nice.

Honestly, there is nothing I like about straight porn. Gay porn is the best.

Sorry to have hijacked this nice little thread. Poor guy asked one simple question and us bad girls just came in and went apeshit!

I have a question, while we're on topic. The worst part of straight porn is the screaming (the over the top screams of pleasure). Do you guys really like that? And another thing...is there any straight porn out there that has good looking guys in it? Cause I have yet to find any of it...

CMWYS

Hi, call! I scream, a lot of noise, I don't give a shit if my boyfriend likes it!

What is "good looking" to you? I like real men, not pretty boys.

T

 

[lyconthrope]

Hi, ly! LOL Ummm, nothing's wrong, just won't play in my sandbox. I'm a girl, by the way.

T

hehe oh sweeties who said i wouldnt? i just havent YET
(and i thought you might be)

 

[lyconthrope]

screaming is fine as long as its real! (although i prefer grunt, moaning and dirty talk myself) the men are always old and flabby (fine if its your thing!) and all the women are fake


and I am sorry too hehe me and call did sort of pick up the thread and run away with it! we wont do it again............until the next time

 

[Candyapple]

Missy, you're in a world of trouble now. Note that I never complained about giving to my girlfriends in the sack. I'm a total giver which means I'm incapable of only receiving. All I can say is that you better have a wall around, because I'm gonna drive you so mad with ecstasy that you'll be climbing it. Ever have a star fruit? Well, it's an extremely succulent fruit found in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, most don't know how to eat it properly. but I do!

First, I start by licking at the center of the star and running my tongue up to the apex several times. I lick inbetween the pedals then tongue the center of the star repeatedly. Then I move my tongue up to the apex again and flick it with my tongue. I then peel back the skin then suck the apex in & out of my mouth repeatedly followed by sucking and simultaneously tonguing. Finally, I continue to tongue & suck as I thrust my finger in and out of the star's center. Ah! Juicy! Babe, I've played on that side of the tracks before. You better get your engine revved up now.

*Melts*

 

[lyconthrope]

Missy, you're in a world of trouble now. Note that I never complained about giving to my girlfriends in the sack. I'm a total giver which means I'm incapable of only receiving. All I can say is that you better have a wall around, because I'm gonna drive you so mad with ecstasy that you'll be climbing it. Ever have a star fruit? Well, it's an extremely succulent fruit found in the Caribbean. Unfortunately, most don't know how to eat it properly. but I do!

First, I start by licking at the center of the star and running my tongue up to the apex several times. I lick inbetween the pedals then tongue the center of the star repeatedly. Then I move my tongue up to the apex again and flick it with my tongue. I then peel back the skin then suck the apex in & out of my mouth repeatedly followed by sucking and simultaneously tonguing. Finally, I continue to tongue & suck as I thrust my finger in and out of the star's center. Ah! Juicy! Babe, I've played on that side of the tracks before. You better get your engine revved up now.

hhmmm i dont like being called missy! or little girl or anything similar, that may just deserve a
hehe and its gonna take more than that to get me going little man not a bad start though

 

[lyconthrope]

I like pretty much everything about straight porn. My favorite stuff changes by the day, it seems. Fortunately, sexuality is so complex, you can watch porn all your life and never really get bored with it. There's always some little facet you never noticed before.....some little detail. The way her orgasm gradually grows until she just explodes....the little facial expressions.....the pointless squirming when she finally cums. I like watching a chick take a fat one up the ass as well. It's all nice

this is very true! i am the same, my tastes change constantly aswell (but never strays far from gay porn hehe i just dont get the chick thing! which is weird considering i am )

and bless you for trying to get this thread back on track

 

[TheTrish]

Hi, call and ly! * moan, grunt :”FUCK me, FUCK me hard!” * I’ll punch the wall by my bed and howl at the moon… well, that is an exaggeration, but, if I like it, and I always do, I let my neighbors know! LOL

To the poster about boobs giggling with each thrust, I love that! hehe My boobs or the girl I’m FUCKING with a strap-on! LOL

T