Quotes

[JakeBequette]

i really would have bitch slapped Rose and saved myself.

That door or whatever was big enough for two, she needed to scoot her fat ass over.​

 

[JakeBequette]

"People may not remember what you did, but they will always remember how you made them feel."

I don't know who said it, but I like it.​

 

[Yuki Sohma]

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners
E. Joseph Crossman

JDsmagik

I lyke them all but this one is very observant and funny..............thanks for sharing

 

[slobone]

"Oh shit! this water is cold, Oh shit! Oh shit! shit....Jack Dawson, The Titanic.

Icy dead people?

 

[mega]

"Admit nothing, deny everything, and never accept registered mail" - my dad

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

"Admit nothing, deny everything, and never accept registered mail" - my dad

now you tell me

i accepted registered mail.

and now i have to talk to some assfuck at Revenue Canada

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

best quote ever


Ronald Reagan on the Aids Crisis

 

[mega]

^^ ZING!!



I'm sorry you accepted registered mail...

 

[buzzj]

Woody Allen:

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

 

[josher]

Fran Liebewitz' advice to high school students: "Do not worry about algebra. In the real world there is no algebra."

 

[sheep]

best quote ever



Ronald Reagan on the Aids Crisis

Pete,
you crack me up

 

[JakeBequette]

'You can't stay up with the Owls if you want to soar with the Eagles' Unknown

but my father would alway tell me this when I was out all night and hung over.

Mine says "You can't run with the big dogs and then sleep on the porch with the pups."​

 

[kce24]

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter


Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~Woody Allen

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. ~Bill Kelly

The next time someone asks you, "Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?" tell them, "Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them." ~Karen Williams


I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming. ~Homer Simpson, from the television show The Simpsons

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines


Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. ~Sam Austin

 

[Tommyboy69]

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[sherman]

'Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined"

Henry David Thoreau