Random Advice

[rareboy]

Call before you dig.

 

[gsdx]

If at first you don't fricassée, fry and fry a hen.

 

[Peloso]

 

[gsdx]

^ 'Borrowed' from The Wizard of Oz.

 

[metta]

Call before you dig.

....deep.

I had a gas leak last year that I didn't know about. The gas company came and fixed it. It was a bad connector between the pipes that needed replacing. They had to dig down super deep. So deep that I couldn't see the head of the person digging when he was in the hole.

 

[Peloso]

....deep.
So deep that I couldn't see the head of the person digging when he was in the hole.

Hot!

 

[unloadonme]

A couple of sartorial rules:

A gentleman doesn't wear brown [shoes] in town.

Never wear a striped tie with a striped shirt.

 

[Vannie]

I had a gas leak last year that I didn't know about.

Don't feel bad. Sometimes I don't know either.

 

[gsdx]

A couple of sartorial rules:

A gentleman doesn't wear brown [shoes] in town.

Never wear a striped tie with a striped shirt.

When in doubt, wear plaid.

 

[lockeroomguy]

Very good advise from Shakespeare's Hamlet: “Neither a borrower nor a lender be”

 

[Thad1527]

It's better to stay silent and be considered an idiot than to speak up and prove it.

 

[rareboy]

Never look someone in the eye while eating a banana.

 

[Alistair]

Never look someone in the eye while eating a banana.

That’s no fun.

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Maybe not, but there's the choking hazard to consider.

 

[Vannie]

/\ Maybe not, but there's the choking hazard to consider.

Just pull his pants down and give em the heimlich maneuver.

 

[gsdx]

Just pull his pants down and give em the heimlich maneuver.

Hello, I'm Heim. Care for a lich?

 

[frankfrank]

Never wear a striped tie with a striped shirt.

Actually, under some circumstances, it can be a very good thing to wear these. The striped shirt and the striped tie will cancel each other out, and you will become invisible. That comes in especially handy if you want to have bragging rights to having visited North Korea.

 

[metta]

....deep.

I had a gas leak last year that I didn't know about. The gas company came and fixed it. It was a bad connector between the pipes that needed replacing. They had to dig down super deep. So deep that I couldn't see the head of the person digging when he was in the hole.

Wow...I guess mine are deeper than average. A lot deeper! Mine is at least 6 feet down.

"In the United States, a gas line should be between 18 and 24 inches deep. Usually, the main gas lines are at least 24 inches deeper than service gas lines found at a depth of 18 inches underground."

https://www.jdpower.com/cars/shopping-guides/how-deep-are-gas-lines-buried