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Ranking The Former Presidents By Hotness

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Okay, here is a post which shows I just have WAY too much time on my hands. If you had to rank the men who were former Presidents of the United States on the criteria of sexiness alone, how would you rank them? Since this a bear/daddy forum, its fitting that we start in 1964 with LBJ. Remember, you can't include politics at all, just looks. The nominees are: Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H Bush, Bill Clinton and George W Bush. Ill rank mine later, but very interested to see how you guys rank them on hotness alone.
 
George W Bush
Gerald Ford
Richard Nixon
Lyndon Johnson
George H Bush
Bill Clinton
Ronald Reagan
Jimmy Carter
 
1. George W Bush
2. Richard Nixon
3. Bill Clinton
4. Ronald Reagan
5. George H Bush
6. Lyndon Johnson
7. Gerald Ford
8. Jimmy Carter
 
1) George W Bush
2) Ronald Reagan
3) Bill Clinton
4)Gerald Ford
5) Lyndon Johnson
6) George H Bush
7) Jimmy Carter
8) Richard Nixon

The last two were absolutely repulsive looking.
 
How I love these little exercises in absurdity! Let's see...

1. LBJ - Tall, lanky, hung like his horse (used to whip it out during meetings and there's a WH audiotape of him and his tailor talking about making sure he has plenty of fly room).

2. Clinton - I'm in love with this man's hands; can't say whether or not the sex would be all that great but the pillow talk would be amazing.

3. W - You have to know there's a nasty side to this man that he may not even be aware of. I'd love to turn him out, but I'd also be a little concerned about him turning into one of those fatal-attraction types--I mean, if Karl Rove's got him whipped and on leash, how hard can it be?

4. Gerald Ford - Just a classic DILF type. A shower after he gets back from 18 holes, a robust roll in the hay, some small talk, and another round.

5. Jimmy Carter - He's kept Roslyn's eyes twinkling for decades, and he's a farm boy. In fine shape for his age. Great sense of humor. Gotta be good.

6. Richard Nixon - Always felt like a quicky BJ in the pantry kinda guy to me, which can be fun--just unzip, breathe heavy, pop, and go away. The big attraction is the paranoid factor. One time and he's under your thumb.

7. Ronald Reagan - Only in cowboy gear. Only in Santa Barbara while Nancy's on another continent. And only if there's some kind of written confession/agreement to make sure he kept his mouth shut. The last thing you want is wake up in the dead of night to see Nancy at the foot of your bed holding a sledgehammer.

8. Bush Sr. - I've actually met him. Really nice guy. Doesn't make a move without Babs' permission. Can't imagine him growing balls to man up in bed.
 
1. FDR
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I would see him being a tender person in bed.
2 Theodore Roosevelt
presidentpic1.jpg

I expect that he would be a fun fuck.
3 Harry S. Truman
harry-s-truman-7.jpg

I get the feeling he would be really good at ball licking.
 
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