Rate These Whores:Nonimus Or Belamy

[_AJ_]

^^^ You aint that far off it - Nonimus! Nonimus! Nonimus!

Who else would let you take dirty pics in compromising positions in the hotel room for a six pack of Stella? I ask you.....

geee what would you do for a slab?

 

[Nonimus]

geee what would you do for a slab?

Anything! If he had a 6 pack.

WTF is a Slab? Over here it's something you put dead people on.

 

[GL]

I've gots to vote Nonimus.

That whole "Evil Chav Bastard" thing turns me on like a friggin' light switch.

 

[Nonimus]

Aww, bless ya green luminescent arse - and i would! Several times.

 

[james1200]

he does talk funny tho...

"Gave an old geezer a blow job for £20. You up for suckin' me chav dick?"

noni is such a ho'! but he's winning against the barcelona grabber!

 

[_AJ_]

 

[Nonimus]

Now you're talking! 24 Beer's why i'd shit - anything! I'd even fetch my old school uniform out of the cupboard.....Sir!

 

[belamy]

true..belamy has money (in my mind he does anyway) which i need but nonimus is closer to my white trash roots on my dad's side...i'll go with nonimus. nothin beats hairless chavs in sexiness...

I DON´T "HAVE MONEY", HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I POSTED THAT, HOWEVER "EDUCATED" AND NEVER HAVING HAD "MONEY PROBLEMS", I´M A LOW CLASS SPANIARD??!!
What I may have in common with people who "have money" is that I know how to manage my (as for now still pittance-)income
If I wasn´t obsessed by whores I would "have money"

 

[james1200]

your obsession with whores suggest an upper crust european snobiness that you can buy and sell us lesser but hotter mortals...it just breaks my heart...


by the way...i charge by the hour. but i do have reasonable weekend rates.

 

[blackbeltninja]

Newport... Barcelona... hmmm...

How about I sponsor Noni for a trip to Barcelona and er... have him there? After taking in a game at the Nou Camp, of course.

That sounds like the perfect summer holiday, in fact.

-d-

 

[belamy]

I've groped every young boy on the avinguda d'Icària!"

 

[belamy]

quote=james1200
your obsession with whores suggest an upper crust european snobiness that you can buy and sell us lesser but hotter mortals...it just breaks my heart...

IF I HAD ONE, THAT PATHETIC PHARISAIC-AMERICAN SNOBISHNESS OF YOURS PRETENDING TO BE SUPERIOR TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT AS TRASHY AS YOU WOULD BREAK MINE TOO


by the way...i charge by the hour. but i do have reasonable weekend rates.

AGAIN, PLEASE, STOP IT, YOU KNOW I DON´T HIRE JUST ANY PIECE OF ARSEHOLE THAT OFFERS ITSELF AS A WHORE-ON-DEMAND

 

[james1200]

what is that word pharisiac...u know i'm just a street hood...u can't keep using them fancy big words.

i forgot...u like fat american boys.

 

[james1200]

here's nonimus taking the family out to stock up on stella for the weekend...

and i believe nonimus is winning by a margin of 100-1...tho we hood types can't do math so who knows??

 

[mega]

Best thread ever, james.

As usual, I can't make up my mind which one to do...

Can I do both?

 

[belamy]

You're right and you're right - Belamy's house is something like a 1800s whore-house and no matter how much he pays you, trying to be interested in his print-off Picaso's get's tedious after a while (like 5 minutes)

Picasso?! 1800s!!!??
Trying conversation with cheap whores!!!!!! ME?????

 

[_AJ_]

definaty nonimus btw ill bring the beer
anyone who likes enterprise is ok in my books

 

[dynk]

All I know is: that Nonimus is one of the nicest guy I know. He can whore with me anytime he wants to. If he comes to visit me next spring, We should all meet james.

 

[belamy]

All I know is: that Nonimus is one of the nicest guy I know. He can whore with me anytime he wants to. If he comes to visit me next spring, We should all meet james.

He´s fooling you, remember he´s European after all, and he only wants to vampirize your life and your possessions

 

[teh_nathan]

Well I'm not so fond of Nonimus because he's been rude and bitchy to me so the vote automatically goes to the other one.