raunchy real life situations with str8 men

[norfolkuk]

I had the horniest filthiest experience last night - some of you guys will think I am having a fantasy and making this up but it is true.
One morning I talked to a guy on a chat line who lived about 25 miles from me - his job he told me was to open and close the public toilets in small market town - he gaVe me the times. In order to verify this I asked him to leave a pair oF his white briefs in a Tesco bag behind the toilets. Lo and behold there they were when I went aLong to collect them during the day time. So I knew he was genuine.
Last night I went to the toilet at 6pm and on the dot up he drove in a 4 wheel drive. Cute and sweet about 42 years of age. I HURRIED INTO in the toilet and I turned round when he came in to start his cleaning with a huge ard on - I introduced myself as you do in these circumstances he locked the door ( i got a bit scared then!) - despite the cold evening we both stripped off in our own cabins and emerged with massive dripping cocks - the rest you can guess. Just to round things off there is a big mirror on the wall so we got a good view of events.
We are meeting again on Thursday!!
mORAL - NEVER GIVE UP ON THOSE CHAT LINES FELLAS!
aNYONE GOT AY SIMILAR TALES??

 

[Georgiadude]

Guess one never knows when it's going to pay off.

I'm glad it worked out for you. I will start the I hope you were "safe" and you really need to be careful discussion. This time it worked out but you never know about the next. I've had a couple "anonymous" meet ups before. I made sure to leave a note at home with the address where I was going and "who" I was meeting. I've also just mentioned to a friend that I'm meeting someone for the first time around ___. Can you call me around ____ time. That way someone will know if something is up and if it's not going well you can use the call as an excuse to leave.

Ok, getting off my soap box.

take care and have fun.

 

[Lefty]

WOW...Norfolk your orientation shows straight...fuck man. If that is straight I

gotta change mine to at least BENT.

 

[snake2236]

last week i went out into town to have a drink with some mates when i bumped into an old work mate of mine. we ended up swapping numbers and he told me that he was really depressed coz he just broke up with his girlfriend. i said we should meet up sometime for a drink and a chat and he asked if i was still bi. i said of course and then he said na your alright. i just said oh fair enough then if ya wanna be like that. anyways about 4 hours later i just got home from the pub and got into bed when he started texting me. i couldnt help but notice that his texts were a little bit flirty. i asked him if he was hitting on me then to my absolute shock he said yes. he then said come round, i wanna see what its like to be with a guy. i could not believe it. i got a cab to his and when i got there, he was just sitting on the couch smoking a joint and had nothing on but a towel wrapped round him. he had just got out of the shower. i sat next to him and immediatley he was all over my cock rubbing it through my trousers and underwear. he then unzipped me and pulled it out. i reached over and started rubbing his through the towel and he was rock hard. i moved the towel and grabbed his cock and we both started tossing each other off. he then asked if he could suck my cock and i said of course just watch your teeth. lol he was suprisingly good for someone who has never sucked cock before. i sucked him for a while afterwards and then we decided to go into the bedroom. we spent 2 hours sucking, fucking and masturbating over each other. without a doubt the hottest sex i have ever had knowing that it would never happen again and afterwards he just said well, that was different lol one thing i can tick off my list of things to do. i felt kinda used, but at the same time it turned me on soo much

 

[Telstra]

but this is not "straight" ...

 

[mike_n_herrin]

Folks this is about the 4th time I've noticed this recently. We are not hear to question someone's sexuality. What someone wants to call themselves is not our business. So please if that is all you have to add to the discussion consider not posting. We have had a prominent member of JUB get permanently banned from the bisexual forums for this sort of thing before. I would prefer not to need to do that again.

 

[Lefty]

Mikey...you got a burr under your saddle? Neither Tellie or my post was

denigrating or abusive..Humour Mikey, Humour...nothing compared to XXXXX and

his spiteful vindictive stabs. If Norfolk felt diffent, he can post so here or comment

or pm me and I WILL GO A JUB WIDE apology and du church Sat + Sun.

Or am I being presumptuous and over-reacting to what you intended as a general

MOD comment and not directed to posts of the current threads participants?

 

[Hellax24]

I think we all can agree that the OP self Identifies as Straight, we can all agree his behavior is not straight.

I just see people pointing out that hooking up with another man is not straight behavior. I do not care really what someone identifies as sexual orientation wise. But suck and dick is not straight sex.

CXXX

Also, on another topic I have to ask why does the OP need attention from gay men?

 

[tonyboy]

Folks this is about the 4th time I've noticed this recently. We are not hear to question someone's sexuality. What someone wants to call themselves is not our business. So please if that is all you have to add to the discussion consider not posting. We have had a prominent member of JUB get permanently banned from the bisexual forums for this sort of thing before. I would prefer not to need to do that again.

Holy cow man.. I've not been to this forum before.... but may I ask why you would ban someone for writing about gay sex? I mean this is a bisexual forum right?

Bi sexual means enjoying sex with both male and female, right?
So what if a guy writes on this forum and talkes about sex with another guy?

Bi Sexual means enjoying sex with a girl or a guy..

Very interesting that you used the word 'we' in the ^ statement man... who is this 'we' you are speaking of.. Do you have a group of people that monitor what is wrtten on this forum?
You write that 'I would prefer not to do that again'?
dude, who died and made you the God of this forum?

Give the OP a break... who really gives a tinkers damn what YOU think about what people write here.
Write what you want to and let others write what they want to..

Just my opionion here... go ahead and get me banned too if you want too.

 

[MisterMajestic]

Holy cow man.. I've not been to this forum before.... but may I ask why you would ban someone for writing about gay sex? I mean this is a bisexual forum right?

Bi sexual means enjoying sex with both male and female, right?
So what if a guy writes on this forum and talkes about sex with another guy?

Bi Sexual means enjoying sex with a girl or a guy..

Very interesting that you used the word 'we' in the ^ statement man... who is this 'we' you are speaking of.. Do you have a group of people that monitor what is wrtten on this forum?
You write that 'I would prefer not to do that again'?
dude, who died and made you the God of this forum?

Give the OP a break... who really gives a tinkers damn what YOU think about what people write here.
Write what you want to and let others write what they want to..

Just my opionion here... go ahead and get me banned too if you want too.

I read in another Forum that the Prominent JUBER was Banned in the "Bi Forum" because he continued to question another JUBERS sexuality...Sometimes JUBERS cross the line and they don't realize it until they get a "warning"...If the JUBER continues the same Shit then he/she pays the price...