Read the label!

[EJMichaels]

I wanted to share a chart found on many web sites. From the facts I could gather, it seems to be wrong on at least one point - it’s 20 calories per Tablespoon (15 mL), not Teaspoon (5 mL). So, unless you’re getting an exceptionally big load, you’re probably getting only a few calories per serving, not 20. Dieters need not worry. With all the holiday treats around, I didn't want you to be concerned about this one. Plus, you'll probably burn off those few calories in the extraction process.

I think this guy wants to help.

And don't forget - a donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation would make a great Christmas gift.

 

[Lefty]

I am Shocked....Shocked I say.

You...you...you brass hussy


30 years to clean up you act and that is final.

 

[jaysizzles]

Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more.

per webMD


so...whether 20 calories per teaspoon or tablespoon, it's at least 65 calories to the good and ahead of the game.

 

[frankfrank]

"the extraction process..."

 

[Paws]

Why does that guy have his testicles on the back near his bum?

 

[NedNickerson]

Read the label:

"Caution: Excessive shaking and rubbing may cause contents to explode."

 

[Lefty]

I'm having a little difficulty swallowing these numbers.

Those abs are not indicative how the High cholesterol

as shown on the chart is and doesn't mention even the

simple sugars, let alone fruitcose.

I suspect this is a subtle campaign by Listerine and Scope

and Colgate to sell product.

 

[EJMichaels]

@ NedNickerson - Warning label - a great idea!

Everything has a warning label these days, sometimes about things most people would know not to do. Searching for a penis warning label, I found this:

And another sort of label:

 

[EJMichaels]

And Lefty, with a little practice, you'll get that swallowing thing.

 

[Lefty]

Oh 'ish' "eJ" that is what my office staff is for.You know

I am a busy Creative Consultant and I just don't have

time to get gummed up in such condiments sampling.

 

[EJMichaels]

Found a longer version of the chart (I haven't checked into its accuracy):

 

[redfox70]

^ You got there before I did! I also found this yesterday and intended to post it today!