Real Men like Ball Tanning

[EddMarkStarr]

It's no joke!

Tucker Carlson claims ball tanning will juice-up any man's testosterone level.

"Bigger is Better!"

 

[voltronforce]

Well I got huge white balls from my German side. Only known a few guys with balls the same size. However Ill sure suck some tan balls.

 

[cityboy-stl]

This is so stupid, I'm at a loss for words. Tucker Swanson Carlson must be compensating for being hung like a gerbil. He's not exactly a fine specimen of masculinity himself. Go sunburn your balls Tuck. It isn't going to help.

 

[m1thousand]

This is so stupid, I'm at a loss for words. Tucker Swanson Carlson must be compensating for being hung like a gerbil. He's not exactly a fine specimen of masculinity himself. Go sunburn your balls Tuck. It isn't going to help.

Whoopi and Joy will be (not) talking about this on The View tomorrow

Maybe Whoopi should change her name . . .

@whoopigoldberg

 

[rareboy]

^ What does this slur have to do with the topic?

 

[m1thousand]

What does your pseudo concern about Miss Goldberg have to do with your increasing campaign against me? (See therapy thread)


Tucker Carlson Is ‘an Equal Opportunity Bigot’: Joy Behar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pChGElLONqI

 

[nycguydowntown]

Like all right wing money grubbing whores---Carlson --a very feminine hetero guy-----used to be a normal preppy white bread republican --but realized if you want to make big money as a right wing talking head---you have to be bat shit like the orange devil and all the other crazies.

 

[Alistair]

What does your pseudo concern about Miss Goldberg have to do with your increasing campaign against me? (See therapy thread)


Tucker Carlson Is ‘an Equal Opportunity Bigot’: Joy Behar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pChGElLONqI

I think your comment was inappropriate as well.

And you’re the one that said you were wasting your time, so if you were wasting your time, you’re also wasting there’s too.

I don’t think rareboy had any ill-will toward you.

 

[m1thousand]

I like Whoopi. I didnt mean to be offensive. It was a silly observation. I apologize.

 

[Vannie]

Tan my balls? To get color on them?

Can I still sit down when I pee?

 

[Alistair]

Tan my balls? To get color on them?

Can I still sit down when I pee?

Usually you don’t even pull your pants down.

 

[Vannie]

Usually you don’t even pull your pants down.

Just wait till mischief night. I will bomb your house with used Depends!

 

[gsdx]

I like Whoopi. I didnt mean to be offensive. It was a silly observation. I apologize.

For me, it was emphasising the 'p-i-g' in her name. That has serious connotations. I misconstrued it as 'fat shaming'.

 

[m1thousand]

As Whoopi would say, "this is a case of a bone head stepping in some do-do"

 

[EddMarkStarr]

OK - enough time has passed, now here's an open secret about Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson is a publicity whore, the kind of right-wing, conservative ideolog that seeks attention by doing something so outrageous he gets the attention of guys like me.(insert insult here)

It's all a ruse. Tucker will never get his balls tanned. He'll never exercise, wrestle or flip a tractor tire. Tucker only cares about helping the republican party overturn the US Constitution.

Republicans, and Mr. Carlson, will make sure any guys that testicle tan will have no healthcare benefits to help with cancer treatments. Yeah, great joke, Tucker!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What does your pseudo concern about Miss Goldberg have to do with your increasing campaign against me? (See therapy thread)


Tucker Carlson Is ‘an Equal Opportunity Bigot’: Joy Behar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pChGElLONqI

Rareboy is one of the most sensible people here, by a Mississippi mile. Its like being on Mr Rogers' bad side, you had to do something very foul.

 

[Alistair]

OK - enough time has passed, now here's an open secret about Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson is a publicity whore, the kind of right-wing, conservative ideolog that seeks attention by doing something so outrageous he gets the attention of guys like me.(insert insult here)

It's all a ruse. Tucker will never get his balls tanned. He'll never exercise, wrestle or flip a tractor tire. Tucker only cares about helping the republican party overturn the US Constitution.

Republicans, and Mr. Carlson, will make sure any guys that testicle tan will have no healthcare benefits to help with cancer treatments. Yeah, great joke, Tucker!

I don’t think Tucker even cares about that. It’s all about the money. The same way with Joe Rogan and Jones.

 

[m1thousand]

I used to like Joe Rogan when he did Fear Factor. He was in a segment for VH1, showing his butt

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I used to like Joe Rogan when he did Fear Factor. He was in a segment for VH1, showing his butt

Downlow men love showing their cheeks

 

[cityboy-stl]

I used to like Joe Rogan when he did Fear Factor. He was in a segment for VH1, showing his butt

I think I'm going to be sick.