Redneck, Blue-Collar and Country guys

[maryjayne]

 

[maryjayne]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Second guy from the left! I want his arse so badly!��������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Re: Redneck Romeos and Country Cuddlers

Hope you didn't hurt yourself too much when you fell from Heaven!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Re: Redneck Romeos and Country Cuddlers

Would love to know what this guy has been up to to get the seat of his jeans so brown! Can smell it across the Atlantic!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Re: Redneck Romeos and Country Cuddlers

Was just hoping he might take off his boots so that we could get sight and smell of his feet! I was hoping for some nice dirty smelly black socks to complement the rest of that fine form!

 

[sweet_taboo]

Which one would you guess had the best stroke game? He would be the one I want.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Which one would you guess had the best stroke game? He would be the one I want.

I'm afraid that being from Britain I don't know what you mean by stroke game! However from my understanding of the word stroke I would be quite happy to stroke his beautiful schlong until it spat at me in the face!������

 

[ausdude2010]

Fuck I love hot rednecks, you can just smell the testosterone growing. Wont be long before these young studs will be sweaty and buff like their alpha rednecks. Damn, Im jacking to this

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Fuck I love hot rednecks, you can just smell the testosterone growing. Wont be long before these young studs will be sweaty and buff like their alpha rednecks. Damn, Im jacking to this

That boy second from the left! I would shove my cock so far up his arse that I would be able to say hello to my own purple head when he opened his mouth!


That gives you some idea of how much I want him!��������

 

[Araucaria]

These guys are what I’d call punk/rock and roller types, a bit different from rednecks, and I’d like to propose a separate thread for these types of guys. Their ethic is to play hard, as opposed to the redneck ethic of working hard..

In this picture, these boys are what I’d call drones. Yes, they exude testosterone, but that’s about the extent of it. They don’t really pursue girls, and hardly talk about them, but they don’t consider themselves gay, either. As for their sex lives— well, let’s just say their moms change their spermy bedsheets every morning.

So they hang around each other most of the time, doing mostly a whole lot of nothing— hanging out listening to rock music, gaming, getting stoned, skateboarding, etc. You’d think an obvious solution to their collective horniness would be have sex with each other, or at least do circle jerks. But alas, these boys are just homophobic enough that they just won’t consider it. As gay guys, we look on them with compassion, and feel the ache in our hearts for their pain, wanting to go up to them and say, “Let me know if you ever want me to do anything for you…” But we never get the courage to ask, and it would probably end up badly if we did.

Yes, the second guy to the left is the hottest, and he’s the natural leader of the group. He’s the tallest, and he’d even show himself to be a couple of inches taller if he stood to his full height. These guys usually are the most attractive of the bunch, and kind of direct the action. Many of us got suckered in by these types as young gay guys craving for love. For he always talks to you, smiles at you, slaps you on the back and puts his arm around you. But what you have to realize is that he’s just playing the game of life, and you’re just one playing piece on his chessboard. He’s giving you all these signs of affection to get you to go along with whatever he wants to do, and nothing more. Suffice it to say that letting you get in his pants is not on his agenda.

 

[sweet_taboo]

I'm afraid that being from Britain I don't know what you mean by stroke game! However from my understanding of the word stroke I would be quite happy to stroke his beautiful schlong until it spat at me in the face!������

Basically which one fucks the best, has the best technique, stamina, etc..

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Thanks for the clarification! Occasionally there are divergences from the mother tongue which are not always comprehensible! Always willing to learn though!��

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These guys are what I’d call punk/rock and roller types, a bit different from rednecks, and I’d like to propose a separate thread for these types of guys. Their ethic is to play hard, as opposed to the redneck ethic of working hard..

In this picture, these boys are what I’d call drones. Yes, they exude testosterone, but that’s about the extent of it. They don’t really pursue girls, and hardly talk about them, but they don’t consider themselves gay, either. As for their sex lives— well, let’s just say their moms change their spermy bedsheets every morning.

So they hang around each other most of the time, doing mostly a whole lot of nothing— hanging out listening to rock music, gaming, getting stoned, skateboarding, etc. You’d think an obvious solution to their collective horniness would be have sex with each other, or at least do circle jerks. But alas, these boys are just homophobic enough that they just won’t consider it. As gay guys, we look on them with compassion, and feel the ache in our hearts for their pain, wanting to go up to them and say, “Let me know if you ever want me to do anything for you…” But we never get the courage to ask, and it would probably end up badly if we did.

Yes, the second guy to the left is the hottest, and he’s the natural leader of the group. He’s the tallest, and he’d even show himself to be a couple of inches taller if he stood to his full height. These guys usually are the most attractive of the bunch, and kind of direct the action. Many of us got suckered in by these types as young gay guys craving for love. For he always talks to you, smiles at you, slaps you on the back and puts his arm around you. But what you have to realize is that he’s just playing the game of life, and you’re just one playing piece on his chessboard. He’s giving you all these signs of affection to get you to go along with whatever he wants to do, and nothing more. Suffice it to say that letting you get in his pants is not on his agenda.

Back to the drawing board then!������

 

[maryjayne]

 

[Araucaria]

Back to the drawing board then!������

Sorry, I didn't mean to be a boner killer. It's just that I have "been there, done that, bought the T-shirt." I hung out with a lot of these types in my younger days before I came out. It's OK to hang out with these guys, just don't let yourself get too emotionally invested in them.

One thing I've found myself wondering is that, in recent years, many young gay guys are coming out, when in my time it was impossible. I bet that many of these rock and roller/punk types have openly gay friends that hang out with them, and they're OK with that. That would at least be a positive change. It would be interesting to know if that's the case.

 

[texan_slant]

Re: Redneck Romeos and Country Cuddlers

OK with all due respect, I don't consider this guy redneck, nor country.
Not enough body hair, too much head hair, no trucker cap, and too clean of a cowboy hat!

 

[sweet_taboo]

Maybe not all the way back to the drawing board. Here's my theory:
Guys 1, 2, and 5 would let you suck their dicks, but they'd probably tell the others about it; guy 3 would fuck you and keep it DL; and guy 4 would let you fuck him and keep it DL.

Back to the drawing board then!������

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Maybe not all the way back to the drawing board. Here's my theory:
Guys 1, 2, and 5 would let you suck their dicks, but they'd probably tell the others about it; guy 3 would fuck you and keep it DL; and guy 4 would let you fuck him and keep it DL.

Thank you Sweet taboo for advancing your theory! So I must content myself with sucking the cocks of the two gentlemen on the left ever hopeful that one day I might be able to sniff and lick their sweet little shitters but with less hope of deflowering their little rosebuds!

 

[Araucaria]

Re: Redneck Romeos and Country Cuddlers

OK with all due respect, I don't consider this guy redneck, nor country.
Not enough body hair, too much head hair, no trucker cap, and too clean of a cowboy hat!

I'd let this guy pass. He's very beefy and muscular, and I suspect he shaves his body hairs because he participates in bodybuilder competitions. In previous decades a lot of country boys did wear their hair long, and nobody thought anything about it. The cowboy hat suggests a possible aspect of his personality, even though it could well be a theater prop. I try not to be too judgmental about the pics in this thread, or the other Redneck Romeo thread, although the sometimes the only qualification I can see for some of them is that the pic was taken outdoors. But if the guy is cute, who cares?

 

[maryjayne]

Man of my dreams