Redneck, Blue-Collar and Country guys

[Eagle653]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The ambiguity of the English language!

When this binman was asked whether he could "take an extra load in the back" he thought he was being asked to remove two heavy black plastic binbags from the back yard......till he felt two hands yanking dowm his pants and pushing him up against the garage wall!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Any chance of a sniff mate!?

-Sure! Just follow me into the Gents toilets on platform 1!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"That makes two of us looking for leaks then boy!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you've got a hunky new gardener you're naturally going to put something extra in his mid-morning coffee......to make him that little bit more accessible!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When the new milkman delivers full fat cream to your mouth and not just your door well that's known as:

"Cutting out the middleman!"

So why not rip the seat out of his jeans and sample that new brand of chocolate milk that's on special offer this week!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you're the new boy there's just no getting out of the initiation ceremony that your coworkers have planned for you!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Youve only got to look at these guys to know that they'll bang like a shithouse door in a gale once you get them in the back of your white van!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Some tradies never wipe their arse after a six pound dump!

They simply pull up thei knickers and use them as blotting paper!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When it's your first day on the building site and you're as cute as he is you're likely to end up with more "cement" up your arse than on your trowel!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If the government is trying to recruit more youngsters into the construction industry then photos like this are a must in the advertising campaign!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Four good reasons why you'd choose manual work over office work!

 

[WYO_GUY]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

When you realise that you can earn more by allowing the boss's son and his friend to take you up the arse than a whole day on the building site!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you want to train young men to be electricians just press the star button now!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just the thought of following this guy up the steps of the station when we get off the train and getting my nose as close to his shitter as i can without his noticing......

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Lovely feet mate!

Just had a good sniff of the socks and shit stained knickers you left outside the bathroom!

Those fuckers reek! Bet they walk to the laundry basket on their own!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I'm just photographing MR.JANUARY for the Blue Collar Workers calendar!

Hopefully by the time I get to July it will be too warm for any clothes at all!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Well you've passed the practical part of the interview!

I suppose we'd better turn our attention to the theoretical side of plumbing!

 

[WYO_GUY]