And now that I'm home...
Wow. What a week. It's been a while since I've had so much fun on vacation, and it was great to meet all you crazy people!
Frank, your energy and enthusiasm are boundless. Thanks for sharing a room and a weekend with me. I hope our paths cross again some time.
Scrub, I was really looking forward to meeting you, and you certainly didn't disappoint. You're a fantastic lady. Maybe we can get together when I'm visiting my family later this summer.
Mimi McTatas--I'm sorry if I've offended you in any way. Now lick my balls, you fucking cow. And remember, Jesus still loves you.
Brad, you're a fucking riot. I really enjoyed spending time with you and expanding you vocabulary. BTW, another useful word for you: vurp. Like a shart, but from the other end. And next time we see a cowboy, you're testing the waters for me.
Bob, the cookies were amazing. I think my tongue is still blue.
Sam, you're even more adorable in person than you are online. I hope the rest of your trip went well, and I hope the driving didn't wear you out too much.
ND, aside from the disappointing ta-tas, I really enjoyed meeting you. Yopu're more fun than a barrel of purple monkeys named Jesus.
Mr. ND, you're really not too bad for someone from New Jersey.
And of course, Dan... You were such a gracious host, and a genuinely sweet person. I'm so happy to have been able to spend this vacation with you, and I really hope we see each other again. K also really enjoyed meeting you. Thank you so much for all of the effort that you put into this meet. This was really the perfect way for me to pop my JUB meet cherry, and thanks to all of the wonderful people I met in San Antonio, I can guarantee that this won't be my last.
Big hugs to all of you.
Good one ND