Ok, I'll make this a little more true to myself:
You're a 80's kid if:
You remember life before microwave ovens, CD, Laser Disc, DVD, remote control TV's, cell phones, pagers, personal computers or the internet.
You remember watching Romper Room, Captain Kangaroo, and Mighty Mouse.
You remember Sesame Street when it was still the "Sunny Day" theme song.
Madonna will forever be the Material Girl.
You remember Purple Rain.
And Thriller.
Back to the Future was the best move, ever.
So was Top Gun.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "Man!"
You remember having to cross the room to change the channel to ABC.
You remember the Challenger disaster.
You know why Lockerby Scotland is significant.
You remember the Faulklands War.
You remember the Reagan Administration.
You remember the AIDS crisis.
You remember a communist Russia, the USSR, East Germany, and the Iron Crutain.
You remember the bombing of Iran, the contra scandal, and Oliver North.
You remember neon everything.
You remember Mikhail Gorbachev, and Margaret Thatcher.
You remember the Dust Buster.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (This one works as is.)
You remember reading "The Hardy Boys."
You took metal cartoon lunch boxes to school (if your parents were rich enough. Otherwise, you got a brown paper bag that you had to bring home to reuse the next day.)
You remember the Trapper Keeper.
You owned and used Vinyl. As in records.
Or 8 Tracks.
You remember when most every car had crank windows, manual locks, AM/FM only, and many cars had no A/C.
You made "mix tapes" on your super cool dual cassette deck.
Carmen San Diego wasn't even born yet.
If you were a boy, you may have actually gotten into a fight over whether the Lamborghini Countach or the Ferrari Boxer was the best car ever.
You remember when digital watches were cool.
You remember when juice boxes were a new idea.
You remember Betamax.
You remember the Simpsons premiere.
You remember Three's Company, Facts of Life, Silver Spoons, Knight Rider and the Jeffersons.
You remember long before Nintendo, the Atari 2600, wood grain and all.
You remember the launch of HBO, Showtime, Nickelodeon, and MTV.
Waldo wasn't lost yet.
You remember when Space Ghost was just Space Ghost, not Coast to Coast.
You remember Fortune Bubble.
You remember drinking Ovaltine.
If you remember when every thing was "cool"
You remember when a LaCoste polo was under 10 bucks at K-Mart. And so was Esprit, Guess, and Benetton.
"Fruitcake" was something that you ate at Christmas.
You remember the leg warmer.
Making those little paper fortune flower things.. and then predicting your life with them. (We made those, too.)
You remember when laser printers came out.
Or lasers, for that matter.
You remember the Tylenol scare.
Personal computers were a brand new idea, rare, and fairly useless.
You watched the second generation of the classic Warner Brothers cartoons (Bugs, Daffy so on) the second gen Tom and Jerry, and the Pink Panther cartoon.
You remember American Bandstand. And you just might have fallen in love with Jon Bon Jovi when he was on it.
You remember Punky Brewster.
You remember when Japanese cars were "Jap crap."
Big hair.
You owned an Etch-A-Sketch.
If you even know what a 45 is.
You remember the Peanuts cartoon.
When a war lasted 6 weeks and didn't cost us thousands of soldiers' lives.
You remember life before phones had push-buttons.
"Your mother wears army boots" ... enough said.
You always said, "I am rubber. You are glue! What you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
Roger Moore was James Bond.
You remember going to see any of the 3 original Star Wars in a theater.
You remember when 60 Minutes lied about Audi and "sudden accelleration." The news was never the same again.
When we were younger:
Before we stopped liking Iraq...
Before we started liking Russia...
Before 10 digit dialing...
Before cell phones...
Before CD's...
Before Nintendo...
Before it was OK to be gay anywhere outside of SF or NYC, and that was even a little iffy...
When owning a pair of high top sneakers was cool...
When you couldn't get Advil or Tylenol without a prescription...
When gas was $1.25 a gallon the first time...
When we sent letters...
When cable consisted of about 25 channels...
When the Mary Lou Retton made America proud...
Way back...
Who would have thought you'd miss the 80's so much!!!!!