Humor-Satire Republican Pin-up Calendar 2013

[rareboy]

Well thanks to our friends at Vanity Fair, a look back at 2012's crop of hotties.

Would you hit it?

JANUARY 2012
NEWT GINGRICH
Sign: Gemini.
Marital status: Married, divorced, married, divorced, married …
Turn-ons: Novelty, youth, hairspray, moral flexibility.
Turn-offs: Familiarity.
Idea of a perfect first date: Not getting caught by his wife.

Pick your fave month!!

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2011/12/republican-pin-up-calendar-2012#slide=1

Who do you think will make the 2013 calendar???

 

[White Eagle]

I was doing OK thru it til I got to Dec. UGH.

 

[eastofeden]

I am going with Jon Huntsman...I have a weakness for Aries men

 

[JayHawk]

I couldnt stand fucking any of them...

Based on what they have accomplished in the 112th... they give a horrible fuck.

 

[frankfrank]

I assume there's a lot of photoshopping going on with that calendar. I can't imagine Mitch McConnell looking "like that" for example.

 

[bike10]

He makes me go LIMP.

 

[Callum]

I don't find this funny.

 

[palbert]

I don't find this funny.

You're not alone.

Seriously lame.

 

[Jack Springer]

Rareboy, if my memory serves me correctly you or someone else did this same thread early this year.


I'm pissed that the Christmas lights are gone -- I had a great deal of fun breaking them.

 

[frankfrank]

OK, the Newt Gingrich body fits him, but I really DO have doubts about most of the others.

Many of the others look out of proportion...somewhat "fat" faces not compatible with a toned body, for example...but how and why did they leave Paul Ryan out of the mix?

 

[bendted]

Good stuff. Funny captions. Makes you wonder though what the hell their wives / girlfriends (boyfriends)-on-the-side see in them.

 

[rareboy]

Rareboy, if my memory serves me correctly you or someone else did this same thread early this year.


I'm pissed that the Christmas lights are gone -- I had a great deal of fun breaking them.

It must have been someone else.

 

[Kulindahr]

It doesn't matter who gets in this year; a certain party here will drool over them regardless, because they're white, rich, Republican, and white.