Revenge on the Ex!

[lifeisamazing]

Okay so normally I dont let stupid little things get to me, and I move on with life. However, my boyfriend of like 6 months broke up with me out of the blue about 4 days ago cause he was now straight.
"James, when are you going to grow up and get out of this phase? Homosexuality isn't a way of life, its a phase. You need to respect god, and if you're gay you can't respect him. He will deny you from his kingdom, so please grow up, dont let god deny you."

I was so paralyzed, he just walked away. So tonight my ex comes into Chilis where I work, and I come over and i give them impectable service and i dont refer to him as Ian, which is his name but "Fag" and his date is wayyyyy to stupid to notice....literally.

so hes off in the corner...and just as a server is bringing dessert out to him (a double chocolate molten cake) i take the plate and put a ton of chocolate on it and then i walk over and then i trip and the cake goes flying at him getting it all over his shirt, face, and haira nd the girl screams like a little bitch...cause thats all she is and then I am like "Ian, I am so so sorry, omg let me help you." So I take a pitcher of ice water and pour it all over head, and he gets up angry and then he slips and falls on the ground and he looks at me and i just say "Baby." (and while doing this i am standing next to my fellow lesbian in the chilis) "Homosexuality isn't a phase, its biological. Get with it." and I tell his Elle Woods, "I dated him, hes gay. Tell your friends." And he leaves Chilis.




just thought i share.

 

[SilverRRCloud]

Dude, revenge is sweet sometimes...

The only problem is that it breeds nothing but more of the same.

Do you really want all of his ultra-religious buddies to go after your sorry ass?

Hopefully not...

SC

 

[looseliam]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Or something.

I do hope you won't lose your job.

But my ex is miserable without my help. Which makes me smile.

 

[Boogerqueesha]

*claps*

I liked every siiiiingle part...

EXCEPT that you told the girl that he's gay.

1. That's not gonna make the girls like gays at ALL, and

2. It's not gonna make HIM snap out of his idiocy any sooner.

But he did a horrible thing to you, he had the nerve to parade a girl in front of you? I think he deserved every bit of cake and ice-water that he got. And more. I would've found a way to get a fork up his ass, if I were you.

That was the devil's answer... hold on, for the angel's...

 

[Boogerqueesha]

Understand that he must be going through some majorly fucked up times. He's trying to be an ex-gay. He's bowed under some colossal pressure, and you know WHY HE PARADED A GIRL IN FRONT OF YOU? It wasn't because he liked the girl, on any level. He did it for you.


Don't you get it? Society's sick side has made him delude himself into trying to save himself from God's wrath. This means that he honestly believes (or is honestly trying to believe) that dating a girl will SAVE HIM FROM HELL. He was trying to show you the 'right way' too, and save you from Hell, too.


It's fucked up, but that's probably what was going through his head. Not a surprise; he's fucked up.


You probably hurt him a lot, what you did at Chili's. He tried to save you, and you threw it in his face. YES, HE DESERVES THAT HURT. NO, IT WON'T MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Like every asshole, he's under the delusion that he's right. Unlike true assholes, though, it's not a delusion that he created. It's a delusion created by someone else.


You can say he did something horrible to you, but he did something even worse to himself. OR you can say that MISGUIDED RELIGION did something horrible to you, and something even worse to him. Either way, he's truly the one who's suffering.


He is condemning himself to a very real Hell, in a silly attempt to run away from a Hell that no-one knows exists or not. The truly right thing to do would be to save him from the REAL Hell.


It takes a strong person, a strong heart, and a lot of patience. Can you do it?

 

[benlemieux2003]

Hey dude.

Man this is gotta be the best revenge I've heard...

"shock therapy" lol

Fight fire with fire I'd say!!!

 

[xterranx]

Ummmmmmm...

Get some tact. ^___^; No really. I'm surprised you didn't get fired.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

wow.... that was some revenge! Short, direct, and less complication.

After I read through the whole thing, believe it or not, I actually let go a sigh of relief. You were great and amazing! I feel so proud for you. Life is amazing!

 

[kayaker]

For starters if I were your employer you would have been fired on the spot and your sorry ass would be on the curb in quick order.
You owe your "friend", his friend AND your employer an apology.

Having said that, i agree with Looseliam ... "revenge is best served cold." There are better ways to deal with this problem.

I think you have some serious anger management problems and if you think that is the way to get through life, you are sadly mistaken. My advice ... grow up!

 

[lifeisamazing]

Well first, I dont fear god. I have accepted Jesus and God as my savior and king, and I will forever follow god. My relationship with god is different from yours and Ians, and no offense bro, I hate it when people try and tell me how to understand god. No one understands god, only God Understands God.

And second...I dont' have anger problems Kayaker. I guess this was left empty, cause I guess i should have stated where Ian was to me...and how he was to me...and sometimes you just need to stand up for yourself.

Cause if you lost a fiancee/best friend of 14 years...(we were engaged for 3 years)...I would like to see where you are.

 

[3nipples]

Are you sure you're not just having a fantasy revenge? Either way, you're being juvenile.

 

[RicanDAB]

I thought it was funny ... but I personally think you're watching waaay too many TV sitcoms!!

 

[G-Lexington]

I kinda thought you were being an asshole. But that's me.

Lex

 

[Spiff]

I suspect that either 1. this was all just a fantasy, or 2. you no longer have a job a Chilis.

 

[Ninja108]

If this is true, you deserve to be fired. Revenge is a dish best served cold and bringing yourself down to his level makes you look worse.

 

[luminum]

I feel bad for you, but I also feel bad for him. He's the one who's getting shafted here...though shafted only by himself.

 

[chrisdobro]

wow, sounds like a fantasy come true.
I concur with Qixote.

If it is real, I'd term you as a real bad boy and may become friends/date you for kicks, but probably be scared to go for long term. Who knows what kind of outrageous things you'd do if I decide to leave you or something. Ooh wild and scary.

 

[spreadeagle]

Now I'm confused - I don't understand how a boyfriend of 6 months is also a best friend of 14 years and a fiancee of 3 years.

None of this complies with my understanding of 'impectable' - or even impeccable - service in a restaurant.

 

[NickCole]

my boyfriend of like 6 months broke up with me

if you lost a fiancee/best friend of 14 years...(we were engaged for 3 years)...

Someone here has issues with honesty.

People who are not trustworthy are the same people who seek revenge.

Raise yourself to a higher standard. Be a better man. The quality of your life will reflect your choices.

What you reported here --whether reality or fantasy-- reflects poorly on your character, not your ex's.