ChrisGibson
JUB Addict
THE JOURNEY IN THE PRESENT REMINDS THEM OF THE PAST AND THE DANCE THAT NEARLY RUINED EVERYTHING
They kept driving, and the fields covered in snow kept rolling by, turning to trees, hills, overpasses and wandering cows until Swann said, “Sal, where are we going?”
Sal said, “I really don’t know.”
The sex triangle that happened with Chuck and Chris and him took place in the nights and sometimes in the middle of the afternoons, but whatever it was, it took a short enough time in a twenty four hour day. There was the usual run of classes and choir, and Chris played soccer and still ran track, and Swann was still in art classes and spent much of his time with Jill. But Jim Hanna was with them now, much of the time, and Jill asked, “Do you mind?”
“I actually don’t,” Swann said.
Jim was not overly bright, but he was nice. When he did jerky things you only had to tell him he was being a jerk, a bit of a bully to younger or unpopular kids, and he would stop.
“You don’t know what it is to be unpopular,” he told Jim, and Jim said, “Well, neither do you.”
Swann blinked at him.
“What in the world are you talking about?”
Now Jim looked at him.
“Well, what are you talking about?”
Apparently, as far as Jim was concerned, Swann was not unpopular at all, and this meant Swann would have to question the way he had thought of himself.
That semester they had Brother Herulian for geology, and sometimes he wore a habit and once in a while he wore black pants, a black shirt and a Roman collar. Sometimes he wore a flannel and jeans. Sometimes he would stop, lean against the desk and say, “Guys, if there’s one thing I want you to learn from this class, it’s a wonder for the world. God made a beautiful world.”
“Look at this geode, guys. You see this stone layer, and then inside here’s the crystal, and look! A whole different layer, and these inside of here look like amethysts. It’s like someone hid a treasure inside of a rock so it wouldn’t be found!”
He taught them about the history of the earth and how they all lived on great plates that moved against each other and had moved over billions of years, and how once the whole world was one vast continent, and it had drifted apart the way it came together, just like cake mix.
“Or like shit in a bowl,” Nick Moussilios joked, and Swann frowned, his grand vision of the past tinged by the scent of toilet water.
But the truth is it was a good year, and most of the nights were spent with his roommates and Jill and Jim and Annette, who was deeply in love with Brad. Often Varlon and Vinnie were there, and they brought Anita and Taisha.
Back in those days, the only thing Swann knew about Sal Goode was that he was taking Suzanne Meyer to the spring dance, and the only reason he knew this was because he and Jill referred to Suzanne as “that bitch in our class last year.” Swann abhorred the idea of a dance. It necessitated finding a date, a female date, which Swann simply felt was dishonest. He would have asked Jill, except now she had an actual boyfriend, and then he decided it didn’t matter and he wouldn’t go with anyone. Kiana Miller said they should go together and it would be fun, and when Swann said he didn’t like people looking like couples who weren’t, she said, “Well, fuck it. Let’s not look like a couple. But let’s go.” And Kiana was one of the finest girls in their year, so that was that.
Chris went with some girl he was occasionally banging and for some reason Swann was sick of that. He wasn’t jealous of her or angry with Chris, just sort of tired of the relationship they currently had. Chuck actually went stag. His real girlfriend lived in town and was—no surprise here—older. She wouldn’t have taken kindly to him stepping out with a Saint Anne’s girl. How she would have felt about him sleeping with Swann, Swann could only guess.
On the night of the dance, some Greek girls from the Orthodox church in town came for Harry, James and Pete and Steve Cratchett, one of the fattest boys Swann had ever seen, who could swallow a whole cupcake in one bite and farted gaseous fumes, commented that Greeks were awfully greasy.
“Their faces are always shiny.”
Swann said nothing.
Brad, of course, went with Annette. She was pretty, and he looked proud and shiny eyed, smiling so hard his face was about to split in two. His pale blond hair, so gelled that Chris with his cloud of curls said, “There’s no chance in hell that’s gonna move.”
The dance was at Saint Anne’s gym, monitored by Father Reed and Sister Crucifixion. After a while, Swann and Kiana retreated to the company of Vinnie, Varlon, their dates and Chuck, and Vinnie pulled out a pack of cards and they began to play Spades.
They kept driving, and the fields covered in snow kept rolling by, turning to trees, hills, overpasses and wandering cows until Swann said, “Sal, where are we going?”
Sal said, “I really don’t know.”
The sex triangle that happened with Chuck and Chris and him took place in the nights and sometimes in the middle of the afternoons, but whatever it was, it took a short enough time in a twenty four hour day. There was the usual run of classes and choir, and Chris played soccer and still ran track, and Swann was still in art classes and spent much of his time with Jill. But Jim Hanna was with them now, much of the time, and Jill asked, “Do you mind?”
“I actually don’t,” Swann said.
Jim was not overly bright, but he was nice. When he did jerky things you only had to tell him he was being a jerk, a bit of a bully to younger or unpopular kids, and he would stop.
“You don’t know what it is to be unpopular,” he told Jim, and Jim said, “Well, neither do you.”
Swann blinked at him.
“What in the world are you talking about?”
Now Jim looked at him.
“Well, what are you talking about?”
Apparently, as far as Jim was concerned, Swann was not unpopular at all, and this meant Swann would have to question the way he had thought of himself.
That semester they had Brother Herulian for geology, and sometimes he wore a habit and once in a while he wore black pants, a black shirt and a Roman collar. Sometimes he wore a flannel and jeans. Sometimes he would stop, lean against the desk and say, “Guys, if there’s one thing I want you to learn from this class, it’s a wonder for the world. God made a beautiful world.”
“Look at this geode, guys. You see this stone layer, and then inside here’s the crystal, and look! A whole different layer, and these inside of here look like amethysts. It’s like someone hid a treasure inside of a rock so it wouldn’t be found!”
He taught them about the history of the earth and how they all lived on great plates that moved against each other and had moved over billions of years, and how once the whole world was one vast continent, and it had drifted apart the way it came together, just like cake mix.
“Or like shit in a bowl,” Nick Moussilios joked, and Swann frowned, his grand vision of the past tinged by the scent of toilet water.
But the truth is it was a good year, and most of the nights were spent with his roommates and Jill and Jim and Annette, who was deeply in love with Brad. Often Varlon and Vinnie were there, and they brought Anita and Taisha.
Back in those days, the only thing Swann knew about Sal Goode was that he was taking Suzanne Meyer to the spring dance, and the only reason he knew this was because he and Jill referred to Suzanne as “that bitch in our class last year.” Swann abhorred the idea of a dance. It necessitated finding a date, a female date, which Swann simply felt was dishonest. He would have asked Jill, except now she had an actual boyfriend, and then he decided it didn’t matter and he wouldn’t go with anyone. Kiana Miller said they should go together and it would be fun, and when Swann said he didn’t like people looking like couples who weren’t, she said, “Well, fuck it. Let’s not look like a couple. But let’s go.” And Kiana was one of the finest girls in their year, so that was that.
Chris went with some girl he was occasionally banging and for some reason Swann was sick of that. He wasn’t jealous of her or angry with Chris, just sort of tired of the relationship they currently had. Chuck actually went stag. His real girlfriend lived in town and was—no surprise here—older. She wouldn’t have taken kindly to him stepping out with a Saint Anne’s girl. How she would have felt about him sleeping with Swann, Swann could only guess.
On the night of the dance, some Greek girls from the Orthodox church in town came for Harry, James and Pete and Steve Cratchett, one of the fattest boys Swann had ever seen, who could swallow a whole cupcake in one bite and farted gaseous fumes, commented that Greeks were awfully greasy.
“Their faces are always shiny.”
Swann said nothing.
Brad, of course, went with Annette. She was pretty, and he looked proud and shiny eyed, smiling so hard his face was about to split in two. His pale blond hair, so gelled that Chris with his cloud of curls said, “There’s no chance in hell that’s gonna move.”
The dance was at Saint Anne’s gym, monitored by Father Reed and Sister Crucifixion. After a while, Swann and Kiana retreated to the company of Vinnie, Varlon, their dates and Chuck, and Vinnie pulled out a pack of cards and they began to play Spades.

























