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Ralphie, who said anything about putting it on your sausage?I'd further recommend that you wear a jock strap while doing it. Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet.
My Ralph is an ALPHA TOP! Ralph is only a pussy and ass pumper, and don't get it twisted! 
I think i have a bodyguard
How sweet Tierra, but i can take care of myself.Hahaha, you have no idea who you are talking about. Believe me, i can take you and your bf, no matter how tall you two are. Bring it on. I except the challange.
Wouldn't it be cool to find out in real life. Just promise me you won't cry WHEN you loose
That's right, i forgot
Are you planning to stay in the closet for a while? Where do you work anyway that is considered ultra conservative?It never works when someone makes a resemblance with a famous person, cuz it always fails. I remember someone telling me that his girlfriend is exactly like Angelina Jolie. Yeah right, my ass looks more like her than his gf! So i will take your word that you aren't skinny, but that's itI'm not skinny. You'll just have to take my word for it. However, I might be able to give you an idea of how my bf and I look together. I don't know whether you've seen this shitty American movie called "Testosterone" with Antonio Sabato Jr, but my bf closely resembles the Argentinian actor that played Marcos, Antonio's ex-bf, in the film. Well, he resembles Marcos very closely in the face, but my bf has gray eyes. My bf is also much taller and buffed while that Marcos character is skinny.
As for me, my bf thinks that I look like this gay porn actor called Rick Chase. This is why Rick Chase is his favorite gay porn star. LOL Actually Rick Chase is a lesser known gay porn actor, and I could only find one photo of him on the web, and it wasn't very flattering. If you're even interested, you could see one his films like "A Body to Die For", etc.
Personally, I don't think that I look like Rick Chase. I look better.
In that case you must be enormous fat. Pining down your boyfriend would be easy indeed. Just sit on himRalphie, I'm not skinny like you
That's the best shit you can come up with?
BTW, Angelina Jolie is a popular and hot celebrity. She's a hard act to follow.
In contrast, my bf and I are way HOTTER than those 2 extremely minor "celebs".
Suit yourself. Geesh! The ingratitude of people these days! That's what I get for casting my pearls before swine.
Hey, Aussie Boy. You can get "down under" this any day.
BTW, since Ralphie doesn't rim and implied that he has an ugly arse, why don't we leave him out of it? We'll just shove Puppy Chow in his arse and have my neighbor's police trained Rottweiler rim him. That'll teach him.
I'll bet you're as pink and juicy as a watermelon back there. However, I have to warn you. When I see hot pink, it's like a bull seeing red. It drives me mad. You may have run with the bulls in Pamplona, but have you ever ridden one?
Too bad for you and your bf, I'm never afraid 8)Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Some of us aren't so unhappy in the closet. Just because you're free to walk the streets in Amsterdam with your "butt buddy" wearing a tight, hot pink mini-skirt, stiletto pumps, and a feather boa doesn't mean that you're happier than my bf and I.
You're too easy. I need a real alpha male to spar with.
"O Mare e Tu" will be playing in the background. Softer & slower music like this is more appropriate so I'll go a little easier on your virgin arse. That's right, Ralphie. I'm going to pound your ass, varying my rhythm according to the tempo of the music. I'll have your eyes rolled back in their sockets.
but you have amusing stories to tell, my skinny ugly arrogant buddy
