Royal Wedding: bitchy comments here

[pat grimshaw]

Here are the complaints I’ve heard so far~

1. The wedding was cheap; not half as grand as the Diana’s held in St Pauls —which is a much bigger venue.

2. The ceremony was boring and religious.

3. The groom was balding, blushing and looked like Val Kilmer before he got fat.

4. Harry wore a jacket with shoulders which were too wide for his little goblin body.

5. The hats were ridiculous! Where were the jewels and tiaras?

6. The guests looked like inbred horses. We didn’t know who they were! There were only 4 real celebrities attending.

7. The bride look half-starved and had no personality. She’ll look like this if she lives long enough to get the crown.

 

[FPNY]

I guess there is no bitchiness here on JUB.....

 

[EwanSF]

Pat, darlin', if I may....they all looked ridiculous. I saw some fuckin' news bullitin about ten oclock that said the bold Bill turned up in a colnols outfit. What the fuck did he do to deserve that rank. Hold on, the cunt serves in the RAF, he's not even got the right fuckin' regalia on.

Bah!

 

[pat grimshaw]

I was hoping all those grumpy republicans would dump their bile here

 

[EwanSF]

I guess there is no bitchiness here on JUB.....

Couldn't be more wrong hen.

 

[Christopher123]

1. The economy isn't exactly thriving. Also, maybe they learned something from Diana's wedding and didn't want to go all out?

Yeah, cuz she looked like a walking marshmallow, lol.

Seriously, I mean, her dress was so HUGE you could barely see the girl.

Anyway, I didn't watch it, had no interest, but saw some clips on the news and, from what I saw, Kate seemed very... mechanical. Like she was going through rehearsal for the 15,000th time and wasn't into the 'reality' of it all.

 

[EwanSF]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Harry? Bonfire-baws? He's fucking hacket. And a toff to boot. Cannae go posh people.

 

[Christopher123]

Chris!

back!

She looked subtle compared to Diana. Diana was all poof. She could have fitted 10 Kates under that dress. lol

Talking about this: OGT (obvious gay trait). lol

I know, right?

lol!

 

[pat grimshaw]

… Harry? Bonfire-baws?

The Royal family is supposed to be all about blood lines but they ignore the fact that Bonfire-baws is fake.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Bonfire-baws = red men

 

[EwanSF]

Sorry, I'm a bit worse for wear. Baws = balls, in reference to his ginger pubes, toff is another word for someone from the upper classes, not sure on the actual etemology of the term, but you get my drift. And cannae? seriously. Self explanatory that one. Contraction of Can and Nae, meaning cannot.

But my point still Stands, HRH Harry "Naecunts quite sure who his da' really is" Windsor, is fuckin' repulsive.

 

[EwanSF]

Bonfire-baws = red men

That could get a bit confusing. I don't want any of our american friends wandering onto reservations and reffering to the natives as bonfirebaws. Is it not bad enough that they stole their land?

 

[Christopher123]

Bonfire-baws? Toff to boot? Cannae?

I need a translator. lol

I had the same thought.

 

[EwanSF]

Thanks man.

I'm guessing you aren't into red-heads and rich people. lol

You do get the odd good lookin' red head....just not that one....as for rich people, dude, look at ma AV. I'm an unemployed punk that won't join the communist party of great britain because I think they're to lightweight. No, I'm not a fan of the over privilaged. 1% of the population controll 80% of the direct financial wealth in this country. Not a good thing.

 

[pat grimshaw]

… our american friends wandering onto reservations and reffering to the natives as bonfirebaws. Is it not bad enough that they stole their land?

I know I shouldn't get off-topic in this Bitching thread BUT.

(I often hear discussion on JUB about the English monarch persecuting the Irish but rarely hear anything about the native Americans being displaced)

But yes I'm sorry that's off-topic

 

[Keelandson]

Christopher!

As to the matter at hand — the royal trough slurpers — Oliver Cromwell wasn't for nothing.

 

[Christopher123]

Christopher!

Just seein' what's up.

 

[Spiff]

Someone wake me up when it's all over, the media gets back to real news, and the world starts spinning again. Really, the coverage has been the most ridiculous I have seen of any media event my entire life.

 

[Christopher123]

Someone wake me up when it's all over, the media gets back to real news, and the world starts spinning again. Really, the coverage has been the most ridiculous I have seen of any media event my entire life.

No argument from me.

 

[EwanSF]

I know I shouldn't get off-topic in this Bitching thread BUT.

(I often hear discussion on JUB about the English monarch persecuting the Irish but rarely hear anything about the native Americans being displaced)

But yes I'm sorry that's off-topic

You know, the thought never even crossed my mind! And that's sayin' somethin'...not blowing my own trumpet nor nowt but I'm a clever cooky. That's well remembered next time that particular question gets brought up.