Royal Wedding: bitchy comments here

[justaguy]

5. The hats were ridiculous! Where were the jewels and tiaras?

Does anyone know what Andrew and Fergie's daughters were wearing? One, Beatrice, looked like she had on a pair of antlers or something that bobbed up and down as she walked.

 

[Joshua_me]

meh...

It felt to me like I was tired of the entire thing before it even began.

It didn't get a lot of press, but the Queen herself was pissed at the grandeur of this wedding. She felt things should be scaled down dramatically.

In a time where one out of four city workers in the UK are likely going to lose their jobs, this hardly seemed like the time for unbridled (ha ! pardon the pun !) averse.

Still, it could be argued that bad times are helped by an "any excuse for a party" atmosphere.

The Late, Late Show's Craig Ferguson commented that they should have been registered at Inbred, Bath and Beyond, and the royal's are really nothing more than hillbillies with money.

I see his point.

 

[quasar]

It was the British most responsible for the Industrial Revolution first employing steam power, developing coal and steel industries.

And then the rest of the world came along and made them so much more efficient at creating the pollution!

As for the wedding....

The Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. WTF with the hats/fascinators?

Thankfully, Kate came along and took the role of Cinderella so that their outfits made sense....

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

"Easter Chic(k)"

"Good Mourning"

"Sea Food II: Portuguese Woman o' War and Octopussy"

"Scat Singer"

"Maxima Desnuda"

 

[Keelandson]

She's figured out a way to beat the TV-licence tax by disguising the antenna that passes the signals directly into her brain.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

"Arsebishop"

"The Bald and the Beautiful"

"Prince Har Har Har"

 

[Spiff]

I want to see the shots of Harry getting a BJ at the bachelor party. Or shots of the royal consummation in the royal honeymoon suite. Honestly, if we have to endure constant coverage of this circus, then give us all the goods.

 

[navidzurender]

this one is unforgivable

and i was laughing at the edited one

but i kinda like this one

 

[Ram]

That is by far the most hideous thing I have seen. Oh yeah, and what's up with the hat?

 

[unloadonme]

... I saw some fuckin' news bullitin about ten oclock that said the bold Bill turned up in a colnols outfit.

Bulletin. Colonel.

... not sure on the actual etemology of the term ...

Etymology.

... I don't want any of our american friends wandering onto reservations and reffering to the natives as bonfirebaws ....

Referring. Bonfirebaws!

I'm an unemployed punk that won't join the communist party of great britain because I think they're to lightweight. No, I'm not a fan of the over privilaged. 1% of the population controll 80% of the direct financial wealth ...

Too lightweight. Privileged. Control.

I'd say that was pretty industrius.

Industrious.

Aside from the Language that you lot fucking mangle on a daily basis.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

... not blowing my own trumpet nor nowt but I'm a clever cooky.

Of course you are.

 

[jaysizzles]

I see Edina and Patsy crashed the wedding...hic

 

[Spiff]

We finally have some cause to celebrate and out come the wet blankets.

What exactly are we celebrating, especially we Americans? It's one thing to have an interest in it. But to claim it is cause for celebration as if it was a national holiday, in the US no less, seems strange to me.

But if this ends up being an annual paid holiday from work, I won't complain.

 

[Spiff]

We are celebrating our humanity.

WTF? Why can't we do that any day?

 

[jayxx2]

Someone wake me up when it's all over, the media gets back to real news, and the world starts spinning again. Really, the coverage has been the most ridiculous I have seen of any media event my entire life.

my thoughts entirely.

 

[Centexfarmer]

Here are the complaints I’ve heard so far~

1. The wedding was cheap; not half as grand as the Diana’s held in St Pauls —which is a much bigger venue.

2. The ceremony was boring and religious.

3. The groom was balding, blushing and looked like Val Kilmer before he got fat.

4. Harry wore a jacket with shoulders which were too wide for his little goblin body.

5. The hats were ridiculous! Where were the jewels and tiaras?

6. The guests looked like inbred horses. We didn’t know who they were! There were only 4 real celebrities attending.

7. The bride look half-starved and had no personality. She’ll look like this if she lives long enough to get the crown.

Really?

There's an entire thread in CE&P here that goes beyond this:

Anti-royalists banned from London royal wedding protests

See if you can keep you temper to the bitter end.

 

[EwanSF]

Bulletin. Colonel.



Etymology.



Referring. Bonfirebaws!



Too lightweight. Privileged. Control.



Industrious.



Pot. Kettle. Black.



Of course you are.

Make you feel empowered pointing out minor spelling mistakes of someone with learning difficulties? And anyway, I was out my nut on pills at the time, fuck off ya plum.

 

[bankside]

Dear women of Britain,

The hat actually belongs on the head, not the forehead. You might be thinking of some kind of headband, but those don't belong at weddings either.

 

[cyravance]

Here...I posted this on my facebook, kinda 'bitchy'...

Cyra Vance
I'm happy for the royal couple, but c'mon...they were going on about the "first kiss", and I'm thinking, they've been living together for like years now, let's see the first blow-job, the first time he ever tied her to a piece of furniture, the first time she stumbled across him trying on her underwear...

 

[bulge]

I want Hardy Harry in my bed now.

 

[Telstra]

a few complains.

Boring ceremony and boring music.
Most of the guests don't believe what the priests said. What came out of their mouths were non sense.