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Rude and annoying older neighbor upstairs!

LatinCoffee

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This old heffah walks the floor like a horse...she literally stomps as she walks the floor and to make matters worst...she does it under my bedroom. I have talked to her kindly and asked if she could walk lightly especially when Im sleeping. She saids 'Just let me know!' I told her that we are adults we should be considerate. She was mean and rude. To the point where I have to hit the ceiling with the broomstick too many times. I talked to my landlord---he said he will talk to her but next time...I'm calling the police!
She seems mentally ill and under depression or something. I am not into judging people but this lady needs to let me sleep or Im gonna start making some pranks of my own. LOL! :grrr:

One of my female friends told me to put a black voodoo doll with pins on her steps LOL!!!!!! She said 'That bitch will be out in no time' Im not into witchcraft or anything but it sounds so tempting!

What would u do?
 
you should bring a guy back home and fuck him silly in your bed. make sure you guys scream loud enough for her to hear. haha, i did that one time when i lived under this woman who was like the one your living under..
 
you should bring a guy back home and fuck him silly in your bed. make sure you guys scream loud enough for her to hear. haha, i did that one time when i lived under this woman who was like the one your living under..

Me being the considerate one I am...sounds like a plan! Thanks!!

Before I moved to this complex--I was originally going to be living in her apt and she was living in mines with all her boxes everywhere...so I felt bad for her {yeah too bad I didn't see this coming}. The landlord was like since you're a single guy and dont have as much stuff as her this apt. would be perfect for you. And that way she can move upstairs which has more room. I said fine. I wish I knew this heffah and his inconsiderateness...would have left her ass down here with her boxes!!:grrr:
 
I live on the second floor and the apartment right below me used to be rented out on a weekly basis by leasing office. They used it like a hotel room so guests of people who lived in the complex could rent it a week at a time instead of going to a hotel.

One time, they rented to the noisest black family I had ever heard. Big fat black ghetto bitch with 5 kids that would never stop screaming and banging on things. After a couple days I'd had enough so I fought back.

When they were making too much noise I just turned up the volume on the tv really loud, or played my stereo really loud.

I banged my cabinet doors and everytime I came home or left I would slam my front door as hard as I could.

I would wait until late at night, like 2am after they had gone to bed and then I'd go to check my mail and as I passed by their bedroom window I would stop and bang on it so it would wake them up. It was 2am and they were asleep, how can they prove it was me?

If I came home late at night I would park in the space right in front of their bedroom window with my high-beams on and just sit there and listen to the radio really loud for 5-10 minutes.

When the weekend came they were still being loud and I noticed they were setting up a grill on the patio right beneath my balcony. They were going to have a cook out and I knew they'd be outside with all their kids making all kinds of noise. So I filled a bucket with hot water and poured in half a bottle of Pine-Sol and mopped my kitchen and bathroom floors. Then I pissed in the bucket a couple of times. Then I took the bucket of dirty piss water out on the balcony and poured it over the side into the grass down below, right by their patio where their grill was. If they wanted to grill, they'd have to do it with all that stinky piss water in the grass right next to them.

The next day they were still being noisy so I dug out the noisiest porno video I could find, opened all the windows and played the video with the volume up as loud as it would go (so the kiddies could hear it).

The next day they left. I don't know if it was because of anything I did or if it was just their time to leave, but they left and that was all that mattered.
 
This old heffah walks the floor like a horse...she literally stomps as she walks the floor and to make matters worst...she does it under my bedroom. I have talked to her kindly and asked if she could walk lightly especially when Im sleeping. She saids 'Just let me know!' I told her that we are adults we should be considerate. She was mean and rude. To the point where I have to hit the ceiling with the broomstick too many times. I talked to my landlord---he said he will talk to her but next time...I'm calling the police!
She seems mentally ill and under depression or something. I am not into judging people but this lady needs to let me sleep or Im gonna start making some pranks of my own. LOL! :grrr:

One of my female friends told me to put a black voodoo doll with pins on her steps LOL!!!!!! She said 'That bitch will be out in no time' Im not into witchcraft or anything but it sounds so tempting!

What would u do?
Is she above you or below you? I'm confused :confused:
 
I can empathize with your situation. "too long to read" post coming up!

I live in an apartment too and I had my fair share of noisy neighbors. The neighbor above my flat would make creepy noises at 2, 3 A.M in the morning. These noises are pretty common during the day, and one would pay no attention to it, but when heard especially after the witching hour, the eerie silence would naturally amplify them to a frightful din.

There weren't any stomping or bumping. It fact it was marbles. My neighbor would pick a marble from the bag it is kept in, and slowly drop it on the floor. The marble would then hit the ceramic flooring, creating a distinct tick sound. The force would propel the marble up and the whole sequence repeats itself thanks to gravity. Tick, tick, tick, tick. The marble would eventually lose its bouncing effect after a while and to my horror, would seem to roll off infinitely, never stopping.

This frightened the shit out of me. My brother, who is a year older, was just as equally disturbed by the queer noises coming above us. For a few days, we speculated that our ceiling could have been haunted by a dead ten-year-old.

My brother suffered with me in the sleeping department. We would lose our sleep thanks to nightmares the noises created. Our studies were affected, our mood changed. We even started taking sleeping pills, hoping to tranquilizer ourselves into deep sleep when the nightmarish ticking began.

After several weeks of tolerating, my brother grew a pair while I kept mine hidden and decided to confront the neighbor about this. I accompanied him because I secretly wished the monster, witch or whatever living above us would devour him and I loved to be there (we had a falling out that day).

He rang the door bell, and we waited, in trepidation. The door opened, and right in front of us, was a disheveled woman, in her mid 20s. I would love to describe her here but I'm going to cut this short. The tired woman inquired about our presence and my brother, obviously less afraid now, demanded an explanation for the "din". She sighed first and immediately, she apologized profusely.

She showed us into her flat and brought us into a room where a boy (aged 8 if I had to make a guess) was sitting on a queen-sized bed, staring randomly into space. "He's ill in the head," she said. As a single mum and a nurse (?), she would work a 12 hour shift every day. Her mentally slow son would be under his grandma's care in the day. She would pick him up, have dinner and put him to sleep straight after that. For some reason, he would get up and sneak out of his room. After removing his one and only marble from his toychest, he would find himself to a spot (usually above my bedroom) and proceed to entertain himself with the marble.

My brother and I felt weird after that. It was kinda awkward for some reason. We never really talk about it after that. How did I deal with it?

I just made some minor changes to my life because I know the child could never change his.

1.56 A.M. over here. I just heard my first tick for the day.
 
We have noise laws here in Peterborough which are in effect 24/7. We can call the police any time of the day for noise violations.

The people who walk like that don't necessarily have to be old or overweight, either. I have 2 upstairs neighbours, both going to university here in the city. The girl walks like that, slamming her heels onto the floor, and she's a tiny girl. (The guy isn't much bigger.)

They're moving at the end of the month, though.
 
The nerve of that old lady, walking around in her own apartment. And then when you talked to her about it, she says "just let me know." What a nasty comment!

[sarcasm emoticon] Seriously, dude, that's life in an apartment. If you don't like it, move.
 
First off - What the hell is a "heffah?" Do you mean heifer, or did you shorten Heffalump?

Second - Be happy it's not a toddler.
 
Bake the fat bitch a chocolate cake laced with ex-lax. Put it in a fancy tin and leave it on her doorstep. Put a card on it and sign it 'A Friend' It will put her on the toliet for days, lol. Good luck.
 
about the only thing you can do is document your episodes with the neighbor and start calling the police each time she disturbs your peace. make sure and follow each one of your contacts with the landlord. although i think latinostar's suggestion is certainly with merit! hopefully your lease is coming up soon.
 
Oh chile, you ain't been through nothing. When I lived in the projects, now there was some noise. All night drug parties going on at the neighbors, guns, cocaine, whores, you name it. And I had my ear up to the wall listening to every grunt and groan!
 
^^^Thought you were going to say -- and that was just at my place (or crib, is it?)...
 
I had a fat bleached blond like that who lived above me. I called her the "Fairy Elephant." Not only could I hear her stomp, but she cackled like a witch on a broom. I moved to the second apartment down from me to get away from her.
 
The barbarians upstairs think I make too much noise. So they make noise themselves but it doesn't bother me. I could sleep through a rave, and I have. Multiple times.

Somehow, they find it easier to introduce themselves into my kitchen, poison my soy milk and sugar, and whatever else, than to kindly ask me to make less noise.

They're on welfare, and stink, and only go outside to fetch their charity food. They've got plants and books up there, however it looks very dirty...

I imagine Shrek and his wife have a way to go...
 
I live on the second floor and the apartment right below me used to be rented out on a weekly basis by leasing office. They used it like a hotel room so guests of people who lived in the complex could rent it a week at a time instead of going to a hotel.

One time, they rented to the noisest black family I had ever heard. Big fat black ghetto bitch with 5 kids that would never stop screaming and banging on things. After a couple days I'd had enough so I fought back.

When they were making too much noise I just turned up the volume on the tv really loud, or played my stereo really loud.

I banged my cabinet doors and everytime I came home or left I would slam my front door as hard as I could.

I would wait until late at night, like 2am after they had gone to bed and then I'd go to check my mail and as I passed by their bedroom window I would stop and bang on it so it would wake them up. It was 2am and they were asleep, how can they prove it was me?

If I came home late at night I would park in the space right in front of their bedroom window with my high-beams on and just sit there and listen to the radio really loud for 5-10 minutes.

When the weekend came they were still being loud and I noticed they were setting up a grill on the patio right beneath my balcony. They were going to have a cook out and I knew they'd be outside with all their kids making all kinds of noise. So I filled a bucket with hot water and poured in half a bottle of Pine-Sol and mopped my kitchen and bathroom floors. Then I pissed in the bucket a couple of times. Then I took the bucket of dirty piss water out on the balcony and poured it over the side into the grass down below, right by their patio where their grill was. If they wanted to grill, they'd have to do it with all that stinky piss water in the grass right next to them.

The next day they were still being noisy so I dug out the noisiest porno video I could find, opened all the windows and played the video with the volume up as loud as it would go (so the kiddies could hear it).

The next day they left. I don't know if it was because of anything I did or if it was just their time to leave, but they left and that was all that mattered.

Okay I understand you were too much of a coward to go talk to them face-to-face but I don't understand what them being black had to do with anything.:roll:
 
Okay I understand you were too much of a coward to go talk to them face-to-face but I don't understand what them being black had to do with anything.:roll:
Maybe it was Shaquayquay's family...

Hey, someone just fired a "crazy Mexican" housekeeper. Meybe she can get a new job beating up everyone's loudmouth "big fat black ghetto bitch" neighbors!
 
I am really not sure if there is anything that you can do about an old lady walking loudly above your head - yeah it is rude and annoying, but if you call the cops how are they going to write this up - fat old broad walking heavily on floor keeping downstairs resident awake. I feel for you - before I bought a house I had a condo and the people below me were the loudest most inconsiderate people around. They would run the vacuum at 3AM for almost an hour - you could vacuum the whole place in 15 minutes. Then, they would blast the TV at full volume in the middle of the night. At least in my case I was able to call the management company and they took care of it, and I also had them explain in the letter that my next call was to the police for a noise complaint. For me, these were deliberate actions by the resident which they were in total control of - but unfortunately, like I said, a fat old woman walking loudly is hard to complain about. Try calling the management company and if all else fails, since it is an apartment and most likely a rental, move. If you have a contract, make repeated calls to the management company - document all calls with a follow up letter to them (sent certified, return receipt), and then if the situation continues inform them that you are requiring to be released from your lease due to the living conditions and their inability to rectify the situation you are being forced to move. Also, threaten to have your lawyer contact them if they don't respond to you letter to be released from your lease.
 
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