I've always said that the general public as a whole, sucks. They're rude and demanding, but so very fun to mock...
When I was 18, I worked at a GAP store and a Bennigans resturant (a big corporate chain).
One day at the GAP things didn't go smooth. We were short staffed and it was busy and people were just testy. The next woman on line comes to my register with a TON of stuff and starts tossing things around...falling on the floor behind the counter, spilling over onto the customer next to her..SO RUDE! So I politely asked her to let me get a handle on things and she yelled at me something something to the effect of "you're an idiot"...
I snapped.
I grabbed the barcode scanner, quickly aimed it at her face barked "If you don't stop it I will fry your retinas!"
We all froze, 'till my manager put her hand on my shoulder and suggested I take a break.
One night at Bennigans I got into it with a dipshit woman while taking her drink order...
Me: Hi ladies, I'm Mark. What can I get you to drink?
Dipshit: (whiney voice) A large diet coke with the ice on the side.
Me: Sure, and for you? (I ask the other person)
Dipshit: (Cutting off her dinnermate), I want the ice on the side because you get more diet coke for your money. I want a lemon too.
Me: huh?
Dipshit: You get more with the ice on the side!
Me: Oh, no worries we have free refills, so if you like it on ice I will keep your drink fresh.
Dipshit: But for the same price I'll get more soda and I just have to pour it over the ice myself!! Duh!!
Her tone and ignorance just tweaked me!
Me: I understand Ma'am, you got it!
Me: (to the dinnermate) Would YOU like me to explain the concept of free refills?
Dinnermate: (holding in a chuckle) Um, no. But I would love a beer!
Too bad the Dipshit was the one that paid the bill...
You can't hide from fools...they're everywhere.