Attention Say something "creepy" to another JUBber

[Scealle]

I want naked pics of every member of this site. There I said it lol!!!
Yes I can be a slut when I am horny

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm still waiting to see pix of Buzzer's feet.

 

[mikey3000]

I would just LOVE to meet and spend an evening with Sloppyseconds.

 

[JOHN B]

Ashy,...I'm glad you had second thoughts, and changed from that shirt you put on this morning. The one you have on now looks so much nicer.

 

[SaskGuy]

Something creepy.

 

[Vitamin]

Huntneo, I want to shove my fist so far up your ass you'll be eating fist sandwich!

 

[ChickenGuy]

You DO know that at the height of my affections in around 2010/2011, I was practically in love with you?

^ I said that to ShihTzuTylenol last week.

I can't help myself with him, he must think I'm a creepy stalker. He was perhaps my biggest crush on here.

 

[yeahright1991]

Oh my. I actually can't think of anything creepy. (Yet). But I like this thread so far.

 

[ChickenGuy]

"Hi, SloppySeconds! I'm mikey3000! I'm really pleased to meet you!"

"Planets rabbits fa sale ans actins like people 10000 years world ova havin curtains not makins pots and cups"

"Would you like a drink? I've ordered a table for us! Would you like to see the menu?"

"% you makin wars ova moon? #koooor let fishes know %ooooh no parkins #writin that fa dicky cultures"

"Sloppy, I love you! Shall we go back to my place after we finish our meal?"

"say temples ans rainins but no hidin in grass fa wooden frogs ans ya dancin rockets"

"I knew you felt the same about me too! Here's to getting to know each other! Cheers!"

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Chickenguy...

 

[Sha-Rok]

There are a couple jubbers I would like to gape

 

[Zaso87]

 

[72-Jay]

^ hmmm...I'd want to just give a blank stare back
Would that be creepy?

 

[72-Jay]

Something creepy? Lessee.

I've checked more profiles than I care to admit for many regular JUBBERs just on the off chance they have posted pics. I would love to see even face pics of most of my friends here.

I've been known to occasionally check out profiles here LOL
Don't know if thats creepy or not...

 

[ElmosToe]

If I could suck myself off, I'd file for unemployment electronically and never leave my house. Huntneo, you'd be welcome to stop by to admire my blinding, porcelain skin of course.

 

[yeahright1991]

There are a couple jubbers I would like to gape

As in...like...leaving a hole in someone's ass that wouldn't otherwise be there? Are you implying that you want to Fist (oh god) Jubbers?

 

[72-Jay]

Who wants to tie up my nuts and spank them with a ping pong paddle?

72-Jay? 72-Jay. 72-Jay. It takes off it's left shoelace?

Why the left one & not the right one ? LOL

Now where'd I put that ping pong paddle? ......

 

[72-Jay]

Urine saturation levels.

(Peeee)

Sounds like something for the fetish forum

 

[Vitamin]

^ Isn't that the point?

 

[Axxess]

So, I'm sure some of you know how the word "creepy" works in regards to paying someone else a compliment, flirting, etc. I put creepy in quotation marks because it is clearly subjective, and I've come to find that when people refer to someone being as such...it's because the receiver isn't attracted to the giver(s), etc. Or the action/statement just honestly comes across as a little weird.

Well...I decided to make a thread in which we can all share our creepy thoughts about/with other members of the site. fun, right?

Just one rule: nothing RUDE or MEAN.

This is strictly to creepily compliment or flirt with another JUBber.

Sooooo, basically the confessions thread, only on topic? M'kay, I'll play.

I've masturbated while looking at pictures of JustSimon, secondmonkey, and counterspade. Not all three of them at once, mind you; Just one of them is enough to get me off.

If ElmosToe and xbuzzerx would ever get around to posting more pictures of themselves I might add them to this list.

I should've posted this earlier. This seems so...tame in comparison to all the above statements.