Attention Say something "creepy" to another JUBber

[72-Jay]

^don't remember his username now, but now but seems I remember a Jubber mentioning he was from somewhere up in that area...

 

[72-Jay]

Would it be creepy to capture a flying gargoyle...
...then ride on his back & make him fly up over the mountains & through narrow canyons?

(would a gargoyle feel out of place in the mountains? are they strictly city dwellers?)

 

[Kyanimal]

I find the idea of "Creepy" to be rather interesting from an objective point of view. And, in most cases, I find it defined by Age more than anything else.

Of course, there can be certain thoughts, and desires, that can be considered "Creepy" in their own ways. However, I've also found that those very same desires UP the "Creepy Factor" as we age.

For instance, I've let "Hunt" know, many, MANY, times, exactly what I'd like to DO with Him! Most of those would be quite understandable if we were the same Age. However, since I've had NO control over becoming 62, and "Hunt" being much Younger, the "Creepy Factor" has only become more maximized!

My "Inner Guy" thinks I'm still in my late 20s. What I was feeling THEN is still the same as I'm feeling NOW. However, that AGE difference Now translates to "Creepy"!

Getting Older is not something I've had any control over. What I think NOW is still the same as what I thought THEN! If only "Hunt", and I, were born closer together in Time!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[ravenstar]

Re: Say something "creepy" to another JUBber

"Hi, SloppySeconds! I'm mikey3000! I'm really pleased to meet you!"

"Planets rabbits fa sale ans actins like people 10000 years world ova havin curtains not makins pots and cups"

"Would you like a drink? I've ordered a table for us! Would you like to see the menu?"

"% you makin wars ova moon? #koooor let fishes know %ooooh no parkins #writin that fa dicky cultures"

"Sloppy, I love you! Shall we go back to my place after we finish our meal?"

"say temples ans rainins but no hidin in grass fa wooden frogs ans ya dancin rockets"

"I knew you felt the same about me too! Here's to getting to know each other! Cheers!"

This has to be nominated as Post of the Year

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"Hi, SloppySeconds! I'm mikey3000! I'm really pleased to meet you!"

"Planets rabbits fa sale ans actins like people 10000 years world ova havin curtains not makins pots and cups"

"Would you like a drink? I've ordered a table for us! Would you like to see the menu?"

"% you makin wars ova moon? #koooor let fishes know %ooooh no parkins #writin that fa dicky cultures"

"Sloppy, I love you! Shall we go back to my place after we finish our meal?"

"say temples ans rainins but no hidin in grass fa wooden frogs ans ya dancin rockets"

"I knew you felt the same about me too! Here's to getting to know each other! Cheers!"

This has to be nominated as Post of the Year

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I want to have sex with maxpowr9 while he degrades me about how intellectually superior he is to me.

 

[yeahright1991]

I hope Jayhawk doesn't catch me lurking around his home waiting for him to get undressed.

 

[ChickenGuy]

This has to be nominated as Post of the Year

Thankyou!

Took me nearly 5 minutes to type every line, I have to think about each word. Oh and I made a spelling 'mistake' - I got a word in there correct.

(anyone who knows Sloppy knows what to look for)

I want to have sex with maxpowr9 while he degrades me about how intellectually superior he is to me.

But you must surely know that NO-ONE on this world does that better than Belamo.

 

[Daximus]

I want a cheeseburger with borg69's blood on it instead of ketchup.

 

[JayHawk]

I hope Jayhawk doesn't catch me lurking around his home waiting for him to get undressed.

Pfft, like he doesn't know we're watching . He totally likes it.

'Scuse me while I open the curtains.....


The only reason I lure you fellas is because I dig centipedes....

 

[G-Lexington]

Would it be creepy to capture a flying gargoyle...
...then ride on his back & make him fly up over the mountains & through narrow canyons?

(would a gargoyle feel out of place in the mountains? are they strictly city dwellers?)

Only if I got to ride you later.

Lex

 

[LilBit]

Ah-hem...you already have. You just need to ask for the tapes from a few elevator cameras.

In that case, I want to rip your eyeball out an skull-fuck you.

 

[JayHawk]

Lilbit, turn the heat down... your fogging the window and I cant see your titties.

 

[LilBit]

Lilbit, turn the heat down... your fogging the window and I cant see your titties.

That's my ass. I guess I have a pair of nipple-like boils on my cheeks...

 

[maxpowr9]

I love how lilbit has bigger boobs than my female roommate.

Reckon I probably do too. She is a surfboard.

 

[Alistair]

MidnightPrism, I want to make a raunchy sex tape with you and share it with JUB Be prepared for whips and chains

 

[JayHawk]

That's my ass. I guess I have a pair of nipple-like boils on my cheeks...

Want me to rub some of this puss from my festering sebaceous cyst onto your boils? It should help them go down.....

 

[JayHawk]

Re: Say something "creepy" to another JUBber

Hunty... the best position would be strapped in dominant onboard the vomit comet trying to simulate gravity.... so think a combo of slings inside a wonderball and no gravity.... then a twice or three times gravity (3Gs) and then no gravity again.... for hours and hours

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Oh God..how did this thread go from whips and chains to cysts and boils within ten minutes ...

It just filled up... dont worry it will pop at some point....

 

[JayHawk]

I blame LilBit.

that is always a good course...

If the comet of love is too complex then ... i will take reverse missionary so i can put my forearm across your neck and take whats mine...

 

[charlie90]

i WILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO

 

[justanothershyguy]

I want to say this to you:

"Ow. Ah-ha-how. Ouch! Ouch, Charlie! Ooooow! Charlie! Ouch! Ouch, Charlie, that really hurt!"

Except, of course, it won't be a finger....