Scally/Chav Lads

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Spanish footballer KAI KORBETT plays for Peterborough United!

Sone of you may be able to remember the famous puppet duo SOOTY AND SWEEP.

Their puppeteers were a father and son team- Harry and Matthew Corbett!

Imagine a glove puppet like Kai Korbett, sticking yer hand up.his arse and saying:

"That's the way to do it!"

 

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21 year old footballer CHARLIE PATINO!

I'm sure we'd all like to PAT his little INO!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

There are some fine Scally partnerships that are worth googling if you haven't "cum across" them already? (No pun intended!)

Callum and Cole ( Cole has arguably the best arse in gay porn abd and a cock like a fireman's hose)

Brook and Mason

Kam and Kyle

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old Ben White who plays as defender for Arsenal and I would defend his "arse n all " to my dying breath!

Just look at those coffee-coloured limbs sandwiched between the pristine white of his shorts and shirt.......and if such a pattern is to be imitated what colour are you going to find between the cheeks of his arse as his tighty whitie Calvin's come down!?

Galaxy or Cadbury's Dairy Milk!?

The jury is still out!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-So you've never played strip poker before then!?

-No

-Well, basically each time you lose a game you have to remove an article of clothing!

-I see so can I ask why you asked me to.pitch up in just T shirt and jeans when you appear to be wearing three overcoats, two.pairs of trousers, a hat and scarf!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I don't want people to fink I eent got a brain and all they see is just a gym body!

I can read.......no you can breed!

They like my puns and my ditties.....no they like your buns and your titties!

I'm.not just a bodger.....well not with that todger!

My Zumba really rocks......think they'd rather sniff your socks!

The best punch you can pack is on your back in the sack!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

He doesn't fit into the chav category but there's just something about British diver Kyle Kothari who celebrates his 26th birthday this Friday!

Of Indian descent don't care too much about his descent- as long as those beautiful brown buns land slap bang onto my face, there is nothing sub standard about his sub continent!

Anytime he feels incontinent I'll be there as the joyous receptacle of his movements!

He enjoys an unusually close relationship with 20 year old fellow diver Ben Cutmore from Cambridge!

What I wouldn't give to see Ben's little swimmers making their way up Kyle's chocolate dispenser!.

The picture of Ben carrying Kyle over the threshold is particularly erotic as a forestaste of things to cum!

You can forget about the breast stroke Ben and just concentrate on stroking the breast!

I.....and as for diving into that sweet smelling little brown mancunt we'll leave the choice of stroke to you!

The only way is Kyle's cunt!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Wow! You're really good at this mate!

(Phone rings!)

-Good morning Mr.Davis. This is Jay from "Rentboys r us!"

-I was scheduled to be at your house now but I got held up in traffic and I'll be another half an hour! Really sorry Sir!

-So who the fuck is this on top of me then!?

-Morning mate My!My name is Simon and I just came to read the meter. I let myself in through the unlocked front door and saw you lying there with your legs open!

Well my mother told me never to look a gift horse in the mouth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Looks as if you've drawn the short straw soldier! Gotta take my boots off!

-I wouldn't say that Sir!

-I wonder which poor sucker has got to scrub my skidded skuns this weekend!

-I think that's me too Sir!

-He'll soldier if I didn't know better I'd think you got off on laundering the underwear of your superior officers!

-I simply want to serve where I can Sir!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This guy is certainly a strong contender for the title of MR PURE FILTH 2024!

Nasty, weasly.little scrote with a personality to match but the scrawniess of his visage and the blackness of his heart are inversely proportional to the beauty of the two golden globes nestling in the seat of his Calvins!

Ease down.his tighty whities to reveal the ripest, juiciest little peach ever to be encased in a pair of cotton briefs..........and anybody who is at a loss to know what to do in such a situation needs to be placed in a straitjacket!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

This is the second time this week the coach has left his false teeth clamped to my dick and they're still fucking moving.......telling me what to do in the second half!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

They all think you're choking on something that went DOWN the wrong way but thanks to the quick release device on the seat of your shorts I'm making sure something goes UP the right way!

Now the crowd are clapping , applauding my altruistic gesture.....if only they knew the truth!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

These new shirts mean that you now get to play hangman and guess the name of the player!

It's definitely something that ends in PENIS!

Anything that ends in PENIS is fine by me.....how about a game of SHAGMAN!?????.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I just love all these cryptic logos!

This gorgeous guy is clearly trying to tell us that he lihes got a big arse and he likes being rimmed!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Don't you just hate the arrogance of some people!?

Most people when asked for a sperm sample woukd provide it in some sort of small plastic receptacle but this guy clearly cums so much that he needs to use his hard hat to collect the donation!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Why shell out shed loads of money on crac cocaine when you've got a ready supply of the other type of crack simply because your roommate likes to sleep in an unconventional position!?

 

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Nice bow wows mate but can we see your pussy!?

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just imagine your good fortune to pitch up at the gym and the guy on the exercise bicycle in front of you looks just like this guy!

Yiur eyes are drawn immediately to his firm cheeks encased in.blue lycra pumping up and down on that bicycle seat.......how you wish you could be that bicycle seat!

Your nose is drawn like a magnet to the sweet smelling fragrance emanating from between the cheeks of his arse ..........

 

[Sniffademskidz]

For those of you who are interested his name is Ethan Vernon from Bedford UK aged 23 and a couple of years ago he suffered a very bad accident but jumped back on the bike and finished the race against all odds!

This guy has courage, beauty and many other attributes so whichever lady has the pleasure of being the recipient of his manhood on their wedding night is going to be one very lucky bike!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house!?

I haven't come to nick anything mate just to get warm cos it's freezing out there!

We it's freezing in here too since I turned the heating off but I've got a nice warm bed upstairs and you are very welcome to.join me!

No thanks mate!

You might care to reconsider your decision young man......I don't keep this shotgun down here for my health!