Scat

[Nonimus]

Come back to the Dark Place Marvtha....Sebastian - your love - is suffering without you.....

 

[marvtha]

Come back to the Dark Place Marvtha....Sebastian - your love - is suffering without you.....

the DARK PLACE looks like inside marvtha's brain.....gloomy and desolate.

TIMBER not love marvtha. jilted again!

will sebastian treat me good SUMINON?

he is cute...and looks familiar???????

maybe that is where marvtha truly belong!?!

 

[marvtha]

marvtha depressed and need intensive therapy!

my meds aren't even helping the pain!

why do i always think something good is going to happen on my dates with the BEGUILE men?????

once again ...it didn't end well....you could say it was 'shitty' even!

TIMBER picked me up and commented my new dress. "what a nice shade of brown" he told me admiring it.
"i could add of few more shades to it" he winked.
marvtha think maybe he dress designer but didn't comment...usually designers are like you gays! no offense!

anyhoo...we got to mexican place and TIMBER ate one bean burrito after the other.
marvtha was too nervous to eat so had margaritas...a lot of them!

after about 7 burritos TIMBER started sweating. "i'm ready" he exclaimed!
he threw some money on table and said "i already got us a room at the motel next door... let's go....NOW!"

marvtha thought..."WOW..he's really ready for my loving" like marvin gay sang "let's get it on!"

TIMBER was walking really funny...probably cause of that big ol' hard pickle he had for marvtha in his tight jeans!

we got to the room and he immediately unzipped his pants.
marvtha sat on the bed. TIMBER turned his back to me, whipped down his pants and screamed.."let's see what brown can do for you?!"

that's when it happened...marvtha was hit by a gush of shit so forceful it threw me into the headboard!

i still have little bruises where the little yellow missiles hit my flesh...! WHY doesn't corn digest!?!:

after i wiped the river of feces from my eyes marvtha was in attack mode!
i grabbed TIMBER'S massive erect pickle, bent it backwards and shoved it straight...well from the angle...upwards into his ass causing him to flip 'head over hiney' like some perveted gymnast!
it even propelled him six feet in the air!

then i rolled him out the door and onto the side of the road! all the while he was screaming "GET IT OUT. IT HURTS!"

"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN BEE-OTCH!" i told him! when you're drippin in shit with beans and corn like some sick adornments...you have no pity!!!!

he'll be shitting on his own dick for awhile .....mmmmkay!?!

luckily marvtha doesn't live far from the motel and ran home....leaving a trail of shit behind me. a little yappin chihuahua followed me a block or two...probably cause of the mexican odor!?!

marvtha done with junior jr., junior sr. and TIMBER beguile!!!

you should see my poor third eye. it was hit by a piece of corn in the gush and is wearing a patch...poor baby!

what's this???

marvtha found a bean in my naval...


yum......spicy! now you hush!


marvtha doesn't even think jager can get me out of this latest funk!!

 

[chris0626]

I'm not really even sure WHAT to say to you dear... I'm really not.

 

[marvtha]

I'm not really even sure WHAT to say to you dear... I'm really not.

marvtha beyond repair!

maybe DARK PLACE is the best place for me???

 

[marvtha]

Why are you guys pissing on Marvtha's parade? She has a man, she's going to get a new dress, and she is going to a concert of scat! Ella Fitzgerald was the queen of scat, and I don't know why Marvtha shouldn't enjoy a concert and some music. It will probably be good for her. "Music soothes the savage beast."

"Scat singing is vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice. Also it is a type of voice instrumental. While the use of nonsense syllables in singing long predates scat, scat singing is distinguished by the fact that rather than using the sounds to exactly reproduce the melodic line, improvisations are made with the melody and rhythm, much as in other jazz improvisations.
Another form of jazz singing, vocalese, is closely related, but uses lyrics rather than nonsense syllables. Often, rather than improvising melodies, practitioners of vocalese sing lyrics to improvisations by instrumental performers."

If scat involves nonsense syllables, then it is perfectly obvious why Marvtha would love it.

marvtha didn't hear any music...couldn't with the beans in my ears!

marvtha thought i was going to have nice evening with ella or duke

my new dress has shit all fuckin over it!

i HATE myself

OH if i had hair i'd be ripping it out.
STOP THE VOICES.... STOP...SHUT UP! I SAID !!!

 

[Nonimus]

marvtha beyond repair!

maybe DARK PLACE is the best place for me???

You know it is....come, put Sebastian out of his suffering....​

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[marvtha]

WHAT SHOULD I DO??????

jakie b, g mo, elvis, kyyle, blondie......where are you???????

marvtha's weak....tempted........

SUMINON.......why is so bright in the dark side?????????

so pretty.....................

sebastian is that you???????

 

[justsimon]

Marvtha, the only scat on the dark side is the soulful voice of Miss Ella. Sebastian's waiting for you.

 

[FREDDIE187]

Marvtha I am so sorry to hear about your bad date. Your description of the event is wonderfull !!!!!!!!

Must say you got him back though. He will think twice before he takes someone on a "scat date" again.

Good luck and keep on taking the meds.

 

[Jadin32]

But yet you always manage to come up smelling like roses my dear!

 

[NightRaider]

This thread is nothing short of disgusting.

 

[james1200]

i'm 100% sure that martha or whatever is actually t-bonez...the whole scat episode proves it.