Yes, sniffing scat done by a sexually attractive person is for me wonderful, but touching it? eating IT? NO! EXCEPT under the following circumstances, though unfortunately neither has happened, but I can dream, can't I?:
1 In the toilet with this tall young blond n blue eyed stud---he's done a REALLY REALLY smelly turd, which of course I've sniffed, & LOVED sniffing. But problem. Some one (could it be the blond himself?) has removed the toilet paper. Solution? Surely this handsome guy can't leave with his shitter all messy, can he? I Volunteer. I suggest I apply my hungry & willing tongue & lips. Lick, lick, lick, as after maybe 5 minutes of EXTREME oral caressing, & what really is oral worship, blondie's shitter is all nice & clean! LOVE helping out like this!
2 Two tall young blond guys in the room, both farting away, multiple farts, difficult to say whose farts smell stronger & dirtier! (LOVE fart sniffing!). I'm mostly knelt behind their fart holes, as I take their gas STRAIGHT in my face, my cock as hard as theirs. Hard yes, but their's are 9 inches long, sadly mine barely half that size!
Can't go on, can it? So blond Stuart takes up his position behind blond Martin, & pushes his mighty manhood up Martin's lovely arse---5 minutes of hot 'blond on blond' buggery, me watching awe-struck. Fuck, fuck, fuck--- them looking sooo lovely together, them blond gods---then Stuart removes his cock; naturally ALL covered with Martin's hot shit---LOVELY color, NOT brown, NOT yellow, a sort of in-between. Orders Stuart to me, 'Lick me clean, boi!' I obey. I kneel before this blond god & do what comes so so naturally to me. I suck blond cock covered in hot turd. Yells Martin, 'Eat my shit, boi!' , which of course I'm doing from Stuart's mighty love-rod, my head doing a classic love-dance on that bond man's cock, using my tongue to wash his cock! The taste of a shit covered cock, NOTHING like it. After maybe 10 hot minutes of cock cleaning, lovely Stuart's cock is all nice & pink-white again. 'Pink-white', the PERFECT colour for cock!
Then roles are reversed. Blond Martin is stood behind the equally blond Stuart, & repays the compliment, as he plunges his blond erection up Stuart's farting shit-hole. again 5 minutes of hot 'blond on blond' buggery, & then Martin withdraws his blond cock, ALL covered in Stuart's shit. The room of course STINKING of fart-pong, farts produced by these 2 blond gods.
I won't bore readers with the rest, as it's a repeat of the previous para, except the orders, 'Eat my shit, boi!', & 'Lick me clean, boi' are now naturally reversed!
Sadly, 1 & 2 are STILL fantasies for me; maybe readers amongst you have practised one or both? Mmmm! LOVELY, maybe the ONLY way to better the smell of turd & the smell of fart!
