Secret Admirer

[BrandonSBCA]

gym class woulda been sexy too

I'm sure it would, but a lot of the guys in my P.E class were nothing but tough cholos.

 

[TriBi]

Strange tho' it may seem, Yes (sorta).

Both orientations (one male, one female) but not quite "secret" either.

Had "relations" with both - and tho' no longer sexual relations, both are still friends.

 

[GL]

Only girls damn it

Same here.

Update!

Thanks to Brian1, there is a fourth option for those who have had both a gay and straight secret admirer.

 

[Rand]

You took the words right out of my local village idiot's mouth.

My other response was going to be - You are asking the wrong person, you should be asking him, not myself??

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eM.

as I admire Michael, (happy Hanukkah eM), I'll join him and _X_
if I do, they are good at keeping it a secret.

 

[MidnightPrism]

Yup, seems I'm a hit with homely ladies

 

[gmoney]

Not that I'm aware of!

 

[just_mills]

Yes, and my admirer was STRAIGHT.

..And when I found out, I did something about it

!! BLASPHEMY, is it not?!

 

[Andross]

Nope, none that I know of. I've been a secret admirer though... and sometimes not so secret too. Didn't work yet...

 

[looseliam]

Goin' in the garden eating worms...

 

[luminum]

Well, my ex was my secret admirer, which was apparent because he said that he had seen me around and wanted to get some coffee together. He later revealed to me when we were going out that he jacked off to the thought of me. Weirded me out for a sec.

But no other secret admirers...

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Okay, it turns out I DID have a secret admirer, who, now that he's confessed his unhealthy stalk...er, admiration, is no longer a secret.

I cannot of course vouch for any OTHER "secret" admirers ,s they are still "secret" and therefore, utterly unknown to me...at least as "secret admirers".

See and you kept saying you had none. Shame shame shame....

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Well, unless they TELL you, how do you KNOW? Unless someone ELSE knows and tells you.

The point is, unTIL you somehow find out aBOUT the secret admirer admiring you, it's SEcret...

...unless you DO find out, but the secret admirer asks that you KEEP his secret admiration for you secret from other people. This means of course, that it's STILL secret, but not for you, so though YOU know, it would still not be possible to answer a question like this, unless you're a jerk and don't CARE if your now, NONsecret admirer is revealed to others despite him/her asking you NOT to do so.

See?

But now you know and so you have an admirer or admirers.

 

[MadeUpName27]

Gay Stalker with hardcore S&M fantasies.

Had a MAJOR flashback about him years later, when I saw Silence of the Lambs - "It rubs the lotion on it's skin..."

 

[teh_nathan]

No, and I'd be very flattered if I had one.

 

[GL]

Yup, seems I'm a hit with homely ladies

Well, at least I can say that it's been the younger ladies who've taken a fancy for me.

Feh.

 

[justsimon]

You have mouldy bread as an admirer?

Yes. Yes, I do.

 

[GL]

Yes. Yes, I do.

Hey! I'm not moldy bread.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

No, and I'd be very flattered if I had one.

Me too.

 

[PhoenixRising]

No, No secret admirers. Well, not that I know of anyway. I guess that's why they cal lit secret. But I'd put my money on no.